A classic 1940's style mystery... "Secretary Murders Widowed Mistress in Adelaide Love Nest!" Vivian Sherlock glanced from the screaming headline on her daily newspaper to the pale young man sitting on the other side of her desk. "Nigel is innocent!" insisted the young man.

A book full of mind vomit and incomprehensible rants written when I either: a) Am pretending to be texting my many, MANY non-existant friends b) Am on public transport trying to pretend I'm not sad and lonely c) Am bored out of my mind or d) All of the above Laugh at my mistakes. Cringe when I cringe. But most of all, join me on this weird and wonderful journey which I have coined, very cleverly, "life". (It's got a ring to it, I think. Maybe it'll catch on) It's like vlogging, but for ugly people.

As the name suggests, this is me penning down my thoughts. You can find them on my Instagram handle too. If you like what you read do vote, share and comment, being appreciated for your work feels good Rankings as of 27/04/2020 #6 in Poems #15 in Stories #14 in Writing #18 in Quotes #3 in Quote Of The Day as of 26/07/2020