It's New Years when Alex turns up drunk and high on your doorstep, and you find looking after him is a chore. But he's a shameless flirt, and trying to ignore the words spilling from his mouth becomes increasingly difficult. Plus, the prospect of going from just friends to something more isn't as easy as it sounds, as there's a complication waiting in the wings... ~*~*~*~*~*~ An Alex Turner Short Story ~*~*~*~*~*~

"Another man, he takes her hand, a smile lights up her stupid face. I lost my faith in womanhood" A humbug era book because there aren't enough A stranger asks an unexpecting 21 y/o Elisa Baker for directions. Well, not really a stranger that is, and the summer she assumed would be like any other, ends up changing her entire life. This story is about timing, stubbornness, jealousy, friendship and heartbreak. Will two people with trust issues and a taste for the dramatic ever be able to escape their pasts? Started feb 2022 #1 - alexturnerarcticmonkeys #1 - tbhc #2 - nickomalley #3 - suckitandsee #3 - sias

"Secrets I have held in my heart are harder to hide than I thought..." AM AU

-𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵘˢ ⁱˢ ˡʸⁱⁿᵍ '𝘾𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙, 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩.' -In which loosing her virginity comes with more the one price to pay. (...one of us is lying s1) (...simonxfem!oc)

"I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons." - Christopher Poindexter

Alex Turner, frontman of Arctic Monkeys, is fine, free and on the rebound. One night at an awards show, he clashes with the lovely Lolita, lead of former up-and-coming band Fluorescent Adolescents (literally - he has the bruises to prove it). Feelings stir, the heels are off and she looks set to make his night very interesting indeed. But this girl refuses to follow the rules of being a one night stand. In a world of tours, press and paparazzi, could they ever last? You never know... [An Alex Turner/ Arctic Monkeys fanfiction]

Did Alex made the right decision when he fell in love with his girlfriend's sister? Disclaimer: Not all of the dates are accurate.