The Bible of our holy brothers and saviours, the ones who we should worship and cherish, and sacrifice ourselves to.

enjoy xoxoxo (Disclaimer: I know absolutely Nothing about JoJo Siwa. I have seen,,,,,, like,,, two of her videos. This is a joke/crack fic. DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Please)

Obamaxreader

It all starts one day in Starbucks, Donald trump was drinking a Starbucks drank when Barck Obama came in to get his free coffee then Obama spotted Trump and walked over to see him sucking the straw to hard. Donald stops sucking hard on the straw and looks up, with a duck face trying to seduce him with them. Barck Obama was flustered when he saw this... But he went to him and asked him on a date to McDonald's. That's when it all starts. Highest awards!!! [They just keep coming!!] 🎖#3 in Barck Obama (or once was lol) 🎖#14 in Sinning 😱 🎖#22 In Donaldtrump 🎖#4 in presidents (Shouldn't be proud but I am.)

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

This is my masterpiece of literature.

Written at 2 am

I'm not gay and this is a joke Edit I guess I'm kinda gay now

This Furry Bible contains the beginning and the life cycle of the species known as the Furry. This also contains a maya calendar on the future of the Furry species.