"Well here it is, sweetheart. Kill, or be killed." All rights reserved.

❝I'm so smooth that when people talk to me they slip and fall.❞ ❝I must be one of your victims, for i sure have fallen for you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝Why won't you tell me your name?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝wanna see my dick?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝He's thirty-six, Adeline. Not sixteen.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝Hi! I love your books.❞ ❝Hi! I love you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

{book 4} - ❝ All women are the same. One day they say they love you, that they are gonna be with you forever; the next they meet someone else, someone who can be with them when they need it, someone who shares their world. And then they tell you “but we can still be friends.” Yeah, you know what I think of that? Fuck you. That’s what I think. ❞

"YEAH?" "YEAH."

❝i just really like your butt.❞ or the one where she's the stubborn girl and he's the arrogant personal trainer who likes looking at her butt. ©inkedmalik 2014 [cowritten with @navylou]

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