SOAODIEIE OKAY I AM MAKING THIS STORY AS A JOKE SO IM SORRY

Short Hans Gruber x reader. You are kidnapped by a rebel terrorist group for the 640 billion dollars that you had just stolen from the Nakatomi Plaza. What will Hans do? Will he forget about you or will he search for you, guns blazing?

One man, one dancer, one entire night to themselves.

There's more than one way to get what you want with a gun, and Hans knew each and every one of them extremely well.

You're a seventh year at Hogwarts and Severus Snape can't figure you out. There's no reason he should hate you, nothing you said or did, but he does. His anger soon begins to spiral into something else, but he struggles to accept it. The main focus of this story is on the relationship between you and Severus Snape, with some twists and turns throughout. disclaimer: this story contains vulgar language, sexual themes, mild bdsm, toxic relationships (18+) this is a work of fanfiction and I do not claim to own the characters or world created by J.K. Rowling

Context: You (yes you!) are an Astronomy teacher at Hogwarts and you absolutely love working there. All of your days are filled with the joys of teaching (mostly) eager students about the night sky. You get on with all of the teachers, as your bubbly personality can make even the stern and serious be care free around you. Usually, you can always be seen with a smile, stretching from ear to ear. Today, is the first exception of many. Also, how does a certain potions professor fit into this? Find out how inside... The second imagine, Kiss Me Again, third, Kiss Me Awake, fourth, Kiss Me Not, fifth, Kiss Me Forever, sixth, Kiss Me?, and seventh, Kiss Me Farewell, have now been uploaded! :)