A john X dave fanfic for all you Pepsi cola lovers *Credit to the awesome artist who made the pick* *homestuck was created by andrew hussie* *may have some trickster stuff*

'"Self harm is stupid" No. You know what's stupid? Hurting someone so bad emotionally that they feel the need to hurt themselves physically so they aren't hurting as much on the inside. And you know what's even more stupid? The fact that people continue to bully others enough to make them end their lives.' johnxdave potential smut thingo idk

Flippy and Flaky start to get to know each other through an online game called Vanquish by their avatars Flitz and Ice. After meeting up, Flippy attempts to work a relationship between the two. Events get in the way that changes the outcomes of everyone around them. Fliqpy finds his own loyal dog to play around with. I do not own Happy Tree friends or it's characters. I own Berry and Nosey, everyone else belongs to their original owners. Rated PG-13 for Violent Themes, Language, and Alcohol Use.

Well in this fanfic I decided not to make them animals because I don't give a crap and also read the story to find out the title pretty much says a lot already so just enjoy you brat

Everything was normal, peaceful and quiet in the life of Flaky, a girl that lived in an odd place called "Happy Tree Friends Town", that was until a certain person named Flippy appears in her life. Flippy, a guy with a dark backstory, meets Flaky and his world begins to change, little by little. WARNING: THIS STORY IS INCREDIBLY BAD SO IF YOU STILL WANT TO READ IT, I would appreciate that <3, BUT IF YOU READ IT JUST TO SAY THINGS LIKE: "Wow, you suck at writing", well NO SHIT SHERLOCK. This was my first story on Wattpad so be patient with me, I still don't know how to edit and sh*t so Yeah! I promise I will fix it in the future ;;v;; (If I don't procrastinate lol) Update: I am currently fixing it. Be patient. It is coming along decently. Thanks for reading that rant. See you later!

John is a total geek with no friends. Dave is a total cool kid, people worship every step he takes. But what if an unlikely friendship blossoms...or maybe, an unexpected romance (WARNING JOHNDAVE HOMESTUCK PAIRING YAOIS AND EVENTUAL SMUT MAYBE...) mute!davejohn enjoy!~ {DISCONTINUED}