"it's not gay if we call it a brojob!" (06/2016-10/2016)

"Just call me papi." _ Jungkook, a cast out. Never noticed at school or in the real world. Yet online, he has millions of followers. and he decides that's the way to woo his crush. ¡INSTAGRAM AU! _ Started: 07-06-19 Finished: 11-02-19 © 2022 gojosslutz

In which Kim Taehyung calls laundry detergent laundry sauce and Jeon Jungkook just can't help but correct him. Started: 09/18/19 Completed: 02/17/20 - short chapters at the beginning, longer chapters towards the middle and end SOCIAL MEDIA AU¡ TWITTER

▏ taehyung knows he's not the smartest 21-year-old to exist. and yeah, maybe he just trapped himself inside his own dance studio, but there's no reason to panic! the custodian comes to mop up at 9, and until then, there's food and water in the mini-fridge. it's all good. the real problem is who's in the studio with him for these next few hours. it's none other than his flirtatious junior, jeongguk. taehyung's not going to survive this - no way! not when there's THIS much sexual tension, and certainly not when there's that big ass mirror that perfectly fits the stuff from his wet dreams. there's just no way taehyung is going to let his junior fuck him because an opportunity presents itself. too bad jeongguk's already got his mind made up. warnings! COMPLETED. SMUT, top guk + bottom tae short - four chapters vanillas beware

▏taehyung does a lot of things in his junior year of high school. he plays cello, maintains his godly visuals, gets stellar grades, and wastes all his money on the school vending machine. however, he doesn't do the 'falling in love' scheme, and certainly not with good-looking saxophonists. the said saxophonist, whose name is jeongguk - well, he has other plans. or: in which taehyung is way too stubborn and jeongguk is way too persistent. romance ensues. warnings! ONGOING. sum high school taekook!! my children band kids beware! u will be roasted

"you know, this actually quite fun. it's like we're on a road trip." "yeah, a road trip with an $8.4m worth guy who i kidnapped and held at gun point, and with whom im currently trying to run away with from the damn police and fbi." he mutters sarcastically, "mhm, exactly my type of fun." ©SHARMILA / nectaerine february 2017 - march 2018

BOOK ii in which jungkook meets taehyung a year later and wants the sleeping arrangements back. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine nov 2016 - feb 2017

BOOK i in which taehyung can't sleep and strikes a deal to sleep with his classmate after catching him looking at porn in maths class. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine sept 2016 - nov 2016