Probably spoilers Probably some shipping stuff Probably some cringe Probably a little cussing You should probably read it

Pee Poo

Let's just hope that I won't delete again

I'm bad at being original and funny but I will try my best :) **any pictures/art featured in this book do not belong to me unless said so

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

This is just random bfb stuff

-Second Book to the BFB Groupchat au- (Thumbnail by @Object_Paradise) After weeks of actually going outside and doing things, they're all back in the groupchat. This time with a lot more in store than last time. This story includes..... -Gay ships -Cursing -Mentally insane people and a lot more

shit post book of ii will no longer be writing bfb in this book sorry this book is literally a joke so dont take this srs.. i wish i died when j had covid god fucking damn it vineboom.mp3 story behind this was when i got bored i smoked some weed and wrote in this ugh i wanna fucking die ended december 19th, 2024. happy new years, merry christmas!

I really hope these are funny I'll place them here whenever I come up with them or here them

this pile of cowpat is so revolting you will want to comb your teeth and floss your hair :v i don't ship most of the ships in here like the title said this is a crack book :/ (i edited this description bc it was like 1:00 am when I wrote this lol)