They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

TW: language, sexual assault, addiction, substance abuse, 18+ content and themes Nine people wake up in a snow covered forest, their last memory being from August 15th. They come across a large seemingly abandoned mansion. They find out that they are meant to be there. While at the house they experience weather like they've never seen, visits from strangers, love, betrayal, healing and loss.

the story of a broken boy meeting a broken girl. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Temperance Laveau just lost her father. She's lost, broken, guilty. She's forced to move in with her only living relative, her grandmother, in a quiet little town called North Hallow. It's in North Hallow Temperance meets a boy who will change her life. Roman Andino is alone. He hardly has a family anymore. He wants to be a different person. Then, one day, a new girl walks into his English class. It's in that moment, Roman meets a girl who will change his life. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • ranks #5 in #teenfiction ~ 1/7/2021 #2 in #aesthetic ~ 1/12/2021 #1 in #loveletters ~ 1/10/2021 #2 in #highschoolsweethearts ~ 1/13/2021

❝i've delicately chosen letters to form words and words to form sentences, each sentence a colorful paint stroke on the canvas of my mind.❞ [ #1 in poetry on 27/08/16 ]

Natasha 'Nat' Bromley thought falling in love would be easy, she never once imagined that being in love would be so heartbreaking. Was this love truly worth fighting for? Did true love really conquer all? Her life would change forever all because she fell in love with Harry Easton.

Mia Collins just wanted to get through her senior year of high school with as minimal awkward situations as possible. However, that's kind of hard to do when you have a narcissistic arch-nemesis who's hell-bent on ruining your life. From the moment he laid eyes on her, he seemed to take an immediate dislike. After all, it only took a measly few hours of knowing her for him to kick a soccer ball right at her unsuspecting 11-year-old face. Though they did not know it then, this iconic moment would mark the beginning of what felt like a lifelong feud. Six years later and their mutual hatred for one another is still very much alive and kicking. She despised him, and he despised her and that's the way it always would be. But what happens when sparks fly, and stomachs flutter? Will someone break the eternal feud? One's thing for sure- Mia will definitely not be the one to break. ----------------------------------------- If you're looking for a hilarious, light-hearted teen-fiction book, with a whole load of embarrassing situations, this is the read for you. Follow Mia and Ethan on their journey from hate to love. ---------------------------------------- Warning: The second-hand embarrassment in this book can be incredibly severe at times. ---------------------------------------- THIS BOOK IS COPY-RIGHT PROTECTED! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE THIS WORK AND PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE. ---------------------------------------- Highest ranks: #1 in Teen fiction-August 28, 2020 #1 in Enemies -August 31, 2020 #1 in Young adult- September 5, 2020 #2 in Humor - September 12, 2020

For Andrew Cai, everything followed routine and when that routine broke because his wife filed for a divorce, his life spiralled downwards. For London Wan Liang, moving past her mother's death seemed impossible, especially when nothing in her life improved and that left her bitter soul stuck in the past. For the two of them, the way back home may not be as far as it seems - not when one fateful chance encounter brings them together. { Copyright © AnneeSparrow. All Rights Reserved }