"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞. 𝐢 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦." "𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 '𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥' 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which everyone is wrapped around willow worthington's finger, derek hale included. [ seasons 1 - 5 ✓ ︎; 6 - ongoing ] [ if you don't like innocent, helpless oc's who are not and will never become a badass, then this isn't for you . just move on and leave your complaints about my baby alone ] [ translation [spanish] - @HeyItsBlackieee ]

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Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS)

Nutrition Facts: Serving Size (1) Laughs (284) Laughs From Bad Jokes (69%) Caution[!] This product may contain poorly written smut. {Co-written with Twisted Reshi http://www.wattpad.com/user/TwistedReshi}