UNDER EDITING - SPELLING ERRORS In this book, I have one ultimate goal: to piss of the fandom.

➝ 𝐬𝗼𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 ➝ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 ❛ 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝗼 ❜

"Wendy. Eric." After saying their names, Principle Victoria looked to both teens respectably. "I hope you understand what I'm trusting you with." "Yes Principle Victoria. 'Operation: Style' is a go!" Wendy exclaimed, probably too excited for the given task. "Dude.. gay." Cartman's nose scrunched up just thinking of his 'friends' jerking each other off, but he couldn't deny he wasn't interested. Together, the two left the office, ready to start the planing of 'Operation: Style'. BONUS - Operation: Candy

Yep another one of these . I know you don't like these but this is the last one . It's Sleeping Beauty version. ⚠️WARNINGS⚠️ •Possible bad grammar •Late on updates •BOY X BOY •Lots of sex and possibly violence Basically if you're a grammar naxi, DON'T READ! If you don't like late updates, DON'T READ! If you're homophobic or just don't like BL, DON'T READ!

"Look, I know they were just messing around, but it always made me so flustered! Who gets flustered over gay jokes about you and your best friend?" Kyle's crush on Stan has lasted for years, and with the help of a familiar face, Kyle agrees to an extremely unconventional and high-stakes plan to put an end to the (true) rumours about his feelings once and for all. Will he finally be able to continue a normal friendship with Stan, or will he luck in a different direction? Highschool!AU ((A Spanish translation by the lovely @Nick-w- is now available! Head on over to their page to read their wonderful translation)) ((A Turkish translation by the incredible @berrywq_1 is also being released! Check out their page for updates!))

The teen tipped his chin up to the sky, tears slipping from his eyes and down his flushed cheeks. He was a mess. And over what, you may wonder? That stoic, tough raven boy of South Park High school? He's scared. Terrified, even. Craig-Motherfucking-Tucker is scared, and it pisses him off. He dug his shitty nails into his shitty palms as he stared up at the shitty polluted sky of South park. At least the sky matched his mood. The teen slowly exhaled, shutting his eyes as he felt the warm tears on his cheeks turn cold. He sniffles and looks down at the concrete once again, his chest tightening as he breathes in cold, mountain town air. "Craig?" ------------- Stan Marsh finds Craig Tucker crying outside of the South park high school. He's determined to find out what over, but will Craig really open up to him? ‼️Please be aware that there is an excessive amount of swearing in this fic‼️ #3 - Staig #1 - CraigxStan

According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.

I love this song and I feel like it suits Stan ans Craig well coming from Craigs point of veiw mostly. The chapters will short, but they make a story!

Craig Tucker thought adulthood would be better than childhood, but here he is. The manager of a fast food restaurant, stuck in South Park. The only thing he's grateful for is getting out of his parents' house, and getting an apartment with childhood best friend, Clyde. Here he is. Twenty-Two and still a virgin, by choice. Many men would've had their hand at Craig if they could've, but Craig doesn't let anyone in. Nobody is close to him, and that's how he chooses it to be. Since he broke up with his boyfriend, Tweek, in 7th grade, he realized what he had done. He let Tweek get all warm and cozy with him, he let Tweek kiss him and lay on him. He told Tweek his fears and secrets. Only for him to be left in the end. Now, nobody is allowed to touch him. He gets by on salutes and nods of the head. He gave up on love since then. Realized he's better off without it, and more importantly. He's better off without everyone up in his business. Until one boy comes along.

If a heart wants, the heart shall get. Stan wants Craig and he shall have him, but Craig is playing hard to get so Stan will have to change his mind about him. How? He doesn't know, but he will still try and hopefully secede.