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Phineas X Ferb. Yes this is a joke i literally wrote this in messanger at 11 at night just to crack a joke to my friend. Yes i go that far with jokes.

A tale of love, betrayal, and burnt pizza. Gis a votey if ya like my story, or even a wee vote just because you feel sorry for my very warped wierd squishy green brain!!! 🥴🤪🤯👾 And also vote because 17 years ago my granny lost her puppy😭😭. Hie name was plippith🐶. He fell down the drain😢😢😢. She tried hooking him out with her bra. For some reason it didn't work😣😢😭😢😭😢😭 SEE WHAT I MEAN?! WARPED I TELL YOU! WARRRRRRPED!!! Book 2 and 3 are out. Go read. Plis

Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?

Bob is a seggsy clay man that you saw on TV so what do you so? Call him to resize your pipes ofc.

Swag 😎

What happens when you meet Ben Shapiro at a Young Republicans event? Will your fantasies become a reality? Find out by reading this epic story ;)

Epic gamer style!!

What My Boredom Leads To

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"