Dipper, a 19 year old boy..... Has a heck of a boring life. His twin sister Mable gets all the praise and admiration, in fact she will run their Grunkles Tavern next. While dipper, he rots in the corner. That all changes once he finds a cave, lost to legends and folklore, in it lies a man of great power..... and Pick up lines. Dipper gets feed up fast. Takes place in Medival Times!! just so you know!! Best rankings: #13 in BillDip out of 3.6K stories I don't own cover art or any art in this book!! Sequel is out!!!