Rankings: 2 in #adamyoung on 10/15/2019 6 in #anthonyjcrowley on 9/30/2019 9 in #beelzebub on 10/31/2019 40 in #goodomens on 9/30/2019 Incorrect quotes inspired by Good Omens! Every quote is something someone said that I know personally unless otherwise dedicated. Enjoy!

Collection of Good Omens 'regularly sized fics' that maybe you will enjoy! Nightmare: The classic Crowley has nightmares about the bookshop burning down and calls Aziraphale to make sure he's alive whenever he wakes up. Aziraphale gets nervous after not hearing from Crowley all day and decides to investigate. (angsty) TW: descriptions of death Touch: Touch starved Aziraphale reminiscing about heavens cruelty and eventually getting some cuddles from our favorite demon (angsty) Lovely: This one is freaking long. Basically Crowley being angsty and getting jealous of Aziraphales human lovers through the ages. They end up together after the apocalypse and have to deal with those issues. (angsty) TW: references to rape (I try not to go into to much detail but it's there) The Lucifer Crossover: [might delete] Let's Meet God: [might delete] A Child: A child appears in Crowley's flat that has black wings and he freaks out. This all takes place before the apocalypse and how Aziraphale and Crowley deal with this new little infant making their lives difficult. (Purely self-indulgent and fluffy?) Memory: It's a decade after the apocalypse and Gabriel and Beezlebub attempt to take away the ineffable husbands memory of the past century to get them to return to work. However it's Crowley who takes the whole blow (angsty with some fluff) Ineffable: Aziraphale thinks the way the archangels treat him is love. So when Crowley confesses some time after the apocalypse, it goes about as well as you can imagine (angsty) Dream: Celestial beings can't dream, or more accurately, when they sleep they appear in a plane together. Aziraphale thinks he dreams like a human and that the demon in his dreams isn't the one in real life. Crowley knows better, but is he gonna tell the angel? Of course not (angsty?) (I've started a new collection of GO 'oneshots' where I will post NEW stories. No more additional plots to this one but I'll try to finish the wips when I'm inspired.)

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 310,200 (55 one-shots)

A new angel is sent to monitor the humans and report back to Heaven as a replacement for Aziraphale. Despite pretending so well, and doing such a good job of fitting in with the humans for quite awhile now, she slips up, and reveals her identity when she senses such an immense amount of love in someone that she just can't believe it. "You are so loved!" She shouts at the person she feels this from, before running away stuck in her jealousy. This left Aziraphale to ponder why there was another angel on Earth, but he figures it out quickly. What he does have trouble with, is figuring out who in his 6,000 years could have loved him so much that it throws off an angel in disguise. Which is Crowley's cue to panic. Warning: they're both dumbasses. Also, lots of fluff. Wrote them based off of Show!GoodOmens and not Book!GoodOmens, but I do have some headcannons in here based off of the book Highest Ranks: 1 in adamyoung 28 in crowley 1 in aziraphale 1 in ineffablehusbands 1 in goodomens 1 in neilgaiman 1 in anathemadevice 1 in aziraphalexcrowley 1 in crowleyxaziraphale 1 in thethem

Six episodes of Good Omens wasn't enough, so here is some more of Aziraphale and Crowley sharing one brain cell together. I'll take suggestions as well! Enjoy! ;)

A book of one shots, mostly Crowley and Aziraphale....together.

A few comics I find online of my favorite angel and my favorite demon 💞 Maybe a bit of fanart too :P I will try to credit every artist on each comic, please let me know if I have the wrong person, or if they don't want their art reposted. It's hard to get in contact with them at times, but if they don't want their art to be republished, I will take down the chapter. Thank you :)

Just a bunch of one shots for those ineffable husbands ♤ Requests: OPEN as of 9/13/23 (dm me or comment)

SMUT INCLUDED! stories/ chapters full of the soft and adorable arthur fleck. AND of course his hot version of the JOKER.

"All I have are negative thoughts" You're the therapist of Arthur Fleck who helps him with his problems. Will you be able to help him or will he make you insane?