"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.

to be continued

BABALA : Kung ayaw mong nakakabasa ng Jejewords then wag mo ng basahin ito. Ang jeje ko pa po nung sinulat ko itoooo~ >_<. Pero ine-edit ko na po ito. Medyo mabagal nga lang ang page-edit ko dahil dinadagdagan at binabawasan ko pa yung ibang parts na panget hahaha

"What the hell?! Kennedy!" I watch as Ryder turns around furiously and strides towards me. Oh oh. Maybe I took it too far... "What's wrong with you?! Did you really have to cover my car in pink sticky notes?!" He steps towards me and I take a step back. He steps forward again and I step back until I'm up against the wall. "Well if you would have left me alone when I told you to, I wouldn't have had to do it," I fire back. He chuckles. "You don't know what you just got yourself into." "What do you mea--" I get cut off by his lips on mine. I freeze. What was happening? And why did it feel so good? Ryder grabs my waist and pulls me closer to him. I wrap my arms around his neck and tangle my fingers in his hair. He bites down on my bottom lip softly. As I was about to part my lips, he pulls away. "Better watch your back," he says. He smirks at me and then turns around to leave. What just happened? ____________________ Kennedy is not like most girls. Instead of getting her nails done and gossiping, she would rather ride her motorcycle or dive jump. She didn't have any friends back at her old school, but will that change when she attends a new one? She meets the bad boy of the school, Ryder. One harmless prank of pouring some pudding over his head starts a whole other war. They prank each other and start to realise that they might have feelings for the other person and the other person might have feelings for them. Will they use that knowledge to their advantage? __________________ Highest rank: #8- teen fiction 12/29/16 Thank you to MySecretDiary for the amazing cover!!

You read the title, right? Then I think you might know where this is going. Hi, the name is Alice James. I'm not really shy, but that's just my front. My personality traits of being wild and ambitious change from the moment I wake up to a knock on the door. You see, that's all that takes. A simple, "There's been an accident," can change a person's whole life. Now, I have to move across the country to my uncle's school, his boy's only school. However, that requires a disguise If you're a girl. But not everything works out how you want it too. Oh, did I forget to mention that I have to live with 5 guys while I'm there? No? Oh, well now you know. Enjoy my story at being undercover at an all-boys school. *Author Note: Please, please, please, excuse my plot errors in the later chapters. The plot is currently under revision and I'm trying my best to finish it. Bare with me, please and thank you :) #1 Disguise - 4/6/19

[The Mr Series #1] ❝oh, you silly girl. didn't they ever tell you?... rich boys don't have hearts.❞ Don't speak to them. Don't go near them. Don't breathe within 3 feet of them. The prestigious Attwood Academy was home only to the richest and most regal teenagers not only in Britain, but in the entire world. However, there is a particular group that separate themselves from the rest; only the most admired, most sought after group, and they don't want 'commoners' to pollute their air. The Elites. They could end you without even touching you. That's why Jolie stayed away... sort of. ___ COMPLETED p.s. this is the first draft and so I will be thoroughly editing it (eventually) (BOOK #1.5 IN THE MR SERIES IS ON MY PROFILE)

HIGHEST RANKING #76 in CHICKLIT (14/07/18) Eddison Jenkins and Luca Morreti have been roommates for two years. Eddison is a smart petite brunette who lives life as a tomboy and Luca is self confessed sex addict. As they enter their Junior year of college the dynamic between the two starts to change. Luca has a different girl every night but what will happen when Eddie brings home a boy? ******** Mature language and content. "Oh my god! You're the girlfriend aren't you?" "I'm the roommate" Eddison says simply. The sound of keys in the front door cause both woman to look towards the door. Eddie knew automatically who it was, "That..." she says as the door swings open, "is the girlfriend" Kate Vanderbeek enters the small Boston townhouse with her designer bag over her shoulder. Eddie was used to Kate by now. "Morning Kate, pancakes?" "No thanks Eddie" Kate looks the blonde up and down before addressing Eddie again, "Don't tell me..." "Yup" Eddie replies popping the 'p' and with that Kate screams at the top of her lungs. "Luca Morreti! Get your arse out here right now!"

Cliché? Yun yung good girl meets her prince charming, they both fall in love, the antagonist comes along, here comes the up rise, problem solved then insert the happy ending with matching confetti and balloons. Kung hindi happy ang ending? Then wait for the epilogue. Kaumay! Yung mabait laging bida, yung nagpapaawa ang laging pinapanigan at si good girl at prince charming lagi ang nagkakatuluyan. Pero paano kung maging bida ang isang kontrabida? Maxwell is mean but she's willing to be extra mean just to get the guy of her dreams. It had always been Grant for her since she was seven. No matter how many times she cry, no matter how many times she get hurt, and no matter how many times she get beaten down because of Grant-she'll never get tired of loving him. She'll chase him till the ends of the earth. And if someone gets in her way? Simple, she''ll have them taste her hell. Or they could taste Rush's, Grant's cousin, who's also willing to do every mean things for her. Mean 1 of 2.

Ace And Spade twins who suffered from an abusive childhood,those twins who carry a big scar deep in their hearts they were raised in a private and top secret organization.as years pass by, they became the top ranked best agents Slash Spies of that Non government organization who gives justice from Syndicates big syndicates and mafia organizations. Those twin brothers ordinary students at day,top ranked boy agents at night...but what if those twin brothers are actually twin SISTERS? "Sometimes I just want to be myself and be a woman living freely and carelessly" "Yeah live as womens...but unfortunately even we were born women we have to live as mens that's our destiny" ~~~ "A girl?Don't make me laugh!girls are weak!They were actually created to bring men plain pleasure at night they were just toys that if we mens don't want anymore it should be in waste so if I were you two, stay on what you are now and don't ever think being a weak creature!" Those words that marked in their minds those words they will never forget. But then a mission came...they have to guard two cold blooded unbelievably hot guys little they know those guys will change and ruin everything.... "I'm a man that's what I'm destined to be" "But is that what you want?Cause right now I'm seeing an amazingly beautiful woman" "Stop lying no one can see me as a woman" "But I just did..." Will those two be able to destroy the thick cold walls surrounding the twin's heart? In that school where it all started... "Underestimating those demons is like digging your own grave..." ***Frost Academy:All Boys School WARNING:NO TO PLAGIARISM!THIS CAME FROM MY MIND ORIGINALLY SO DONT COPY IT!

❝hey, sweet cheeks❞ ❝do i know you?❞ ❝damn, i'm offended after all we have been through❞ ❝wrong number?❞ ❝try stolen number, babe❞ in which a boy steals a girl's number from his friends phone. ________________________________ highest ranking: #eleven in short story lowercase intended