A book full of jokes, puns, and fandom references from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Heroes of Olympus series. THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED Please be warned I wrote this when I was in middle school, so this is absolutely horrible and terribly cringey at most times. Literally everything is from Pinterest (I was flighty in middle school so I didn't realize you needed to give credit 😒)

I found these jokes of the Internet and I am just sharing them with you lovely demigods.I hope you like it and if you do go ahead and vote.

Just a book with some of my favorite quotes from PJO and HoO. Enjoy!

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(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not mine unless further indicated*

Just a bunch of awkward moments only PJO/HOO fans will understand...

The past meet present. And, present meets future. During the Winter Solace, the Olympians have a meeting, with the campers. But, not only is it the Winter Solstice when Percy Jackson is Twelve, but when the Master Bolt and Helm of Darkness are stolen. Find out as Thalia meets past, Percy meets future, and Nico meets present. And, what's with the ghost? (No book reading. That's WAY over done.) I do not own Percy Jackson.

Perseus is the youngest son of Zeus and Leto, the Lord of the Eclipse and Patron god of Heroes. During the first Titan War, he fought the Titan of Memory, Mnemosyne. She had erased the memory of him from all immortals and mortals alike, with the exemption of his siblings, Apollo and Artemis. He had faded, causing the Twin Archers immense grief. They couldn't tell the other gods because they wouldn't believe the two, but every year, Apollo and Artemis would put aside their differences and focus on their power, creating a Solar and Lunar Eclipse in honor of their brother; even if it drained them. They have been continuing this ritual, never failing to do their duty during that particular time of the year. But there came a time when they were creating an eclipse, (Modern Time) they were ambushed by Mnemosyne and various monsters. They were still weak from the ritual, so the hunters and the twins were captured. Right when they were about to be sent to Tartarus so they could not participate in the war, an eclipse formed and something they thought to be impossible happened; after all, anything is possible with the Greek gods, is it not? ******************* The whole story is about how Perseus will adapt to the changed time period and he will train both camps. The gods will slowly remember who he is, and Artemis will have him help the Hunt at times. But the second Titan war is not the only threat, for the second Giant War is approaching and Gaea seems to have created a Giant just for him. [ongoing; being edited]

Unlike most Khaos stories, Percy declines Khaos' offer to join, yet Khaos sees fit to bless Percy. Without his knowledge of course. He now has the powers of the Void. And he is rogue, but needed back at CHB. When the Khaos army arrives, they need to find Percy. But when one of the Army claims to be him, how will camp react when the real thing shows up in battle? Not like any Khaos story seen before... Hopefully. P. S. You'll find out why I spelt Khaos that way in the book Thanks @athxna- for the amazing cover!!!!

(Percy Jackson/Avengers Crossover) (Percy/Jason) Highest rankings: #1 in 'jercy' #27 in 'crossovers' #16 in 'percyjackson' Percy Jackson is a mystery - to Spider-man, to the Avengers, to SHIELD. But when they meet to battle a common enemy, they find they have more in common with the warrior than thought. And Fury seems to know him better than he's letting on. •Crossposted on AO3•