The One Where I Was In Stitches
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Dinglehoppers by CherryKingdoms
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❝ Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.❞ -Walt Disney ☃ ♪☃ ♪☃ It's Ellie McGillicuddy's Junior Year in high school. She's especially excited because she's joined theatre club and third year is known for having presented the best plays ever. She's convinced her best friend Celia to join with her, and everything seems to be going according to plan. But she suddenly feels like the whole world is conspiring against her when she very unfortunately has to work with a less than tolerable human being, who's been cast along with her, and whose interest in the school play and Disney in general are slim to none -actually none more than slim. So this is where Ellie McGillicuddy's difficult quest begins, and the results will determine whether she can pull off her current dream of starring in the school musical, or succumbing to her partner's negative attitude and giving up completely. ☢WARNING☢: Stories range from crazy mouse chasing, random sing-alongs with hot crustacean bands, being swift as a coursing river to become a man to defeat the Huns, being hypnotized by a mass of red hair, to people turning into llamas. Read at your own risk. Part of the Disneyitus Challenge by @northandsouth. Hope you'll give it a try, especially if you love Disney!
Driving Her Insane by plothole
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Marley wasn't exactly what you would call a great driver. Or a good one. Much less a tolerable one. She was terrible, actually, like oh-my-god-walking-into-a-pit-full-of-hungry-sharks-while-covered-in-blood-would-be-a-whole-hell-of-a-lot-safer terrible and that's before she's even made it out of the driveway. So suffice to say, it came as no surprise when she got pulled over by the police. What was a surprise, however, was that her mother decided to rain all hell on Marley, taking her driving privileges away. Until she could properly drive without endangering one life, of course, and actually manage to pass her driver's test without failing before she made it out of the parking lot. But no one in their right mind would help Marley. Except Noah Collins.
Hopeless Wanderer by DilemmaofaWriter
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"The entire town, however, took this tragedy as sign of news that needed to be spread. So, our small town, in a matter of two days, lit afire with this juicy gossip, rumors and assumptions flying about." Elle isn't particularly a risk-taker, but propelled with a twist of misfortune one night, she takes a chance on risk, considering it as a form of escape.
Stranded by luckyanna
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When Elle was just a little girl, her aunt told her about this great trip through Europe she had once gone on. And so, years later, an eighteen-year-old Elle decides to go on the same trip. But hers doesn’t go nearly as smoothly as her aunt’s. And so, completely disappointed and even more heartbroken than before, Elle decides to go back home. But then her plane has to stop in a little town in the middle of nowhere during the biggest snowstorm of the decade. And so the adventures she had been hoping for and the love she hadn't really expected to find are thrust upon her, in the form of trying to find a place to stay in a town flooded with angry tourists, a crazy set of weird characters that offer their help, and an overly sarcastic yet amiable boy that doesn’t seem like anyone Elle has ever met before.
Canadian Blood Diamonds by KristiCharish
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All Kelly wanted was to sell a few million in Canadian diamonds to fund her next scheme (annexing Quebec and ransoming a few small European countries are at the top of her list)...that is until the Kanuck Crusader goes and messes up her business model... And to top it off, her latest batch of minions wouldn't know a windchill warning if it hit them. Supervillains, bunny slippers, and Yukon. Enough said.
Paradise by caseyroses
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[COMPLETED] ❝I mean, for all I knew, their mother was a perfectly delightful woman or a nun or something; that didn't make the linoleum sting any less when I fell into an undignified heap in the middle of the ointment aisle of an overcrowded Walmart.❞ Alex spends his life dreaming of escaping. Or something pretentious like that.
Burning Moon (Wattpad Version) by JoWatson_101
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(#1 ChickLit) WARNING: Being left at the altar in front of 500 wedding guests may lead to irrational behavior, causing you to go on your honeymoon alone. Other side- effects may include very bad hair, getting arrested, setting yourself on fire, landing up on a "Missing Poster" with the same bad hair and unexpectedly falling in love. BEING PUBLISHED SOON!
Duped by _calypso
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Bryce Hansen wants revenge. Some ass-kicking revenge. She wants it so bad that she wants the whole world to see it. Bryce is so full of her ex-boyfriend Asher's sick jokes, so she hatches a plan to get back at him. Her brilliant plan? Make him appear on her favorite noon time reality TV show "You've Been Duped!". Revenge sure is a dish served cold. COVER CREDIT: Thank you to one of my watty buds Belle @kimpossibelle
Rosetta & Charlotte *NEW VERSION* by voorpretx
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Step 1: Set the dean's office on fire. Step 2: Run (preferably fast, but let's not get carried away). Step 3: Escape with the local hippie chick who you have a somewhat awkward history with. As for the rest? Try not to get caught by the police. That could be bad.
Kim Kardashian: Trapped In Her Own Game (COMPLETE) by kfxinfinity
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WATTYS WINNER!!! Paris Hilton, angry about the character of Willow Pape in Kim Kardashian Hollywood, uses her magic powers to trap Kim Kardashian inside the game, forever. Kim must escape the game and get back to the real world in order to defeat Paris once and for all.