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Irreplaceable you || TFP Ratchet x Femme reader  by SquishySquiddy
SquishySquiddy
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(A TFP Ratchet x femme reader fanfiction) A love they thought could never be broken. A love they both had since young bots in that small medical class so long ago back on Cybertron. ...A love that abruptly and unwillingly paused for them both. Ratchet felt that sharp pain every day since she offlined hit him deep in the spark, making it almost impossible to breathe. Yet he pushed through, for her. She was gone, and the sparkbond they shared was the only thing that kept him connected to her even though it caused him so much mental and physical pain. Until he impulsively cut it off one day, as his mental health couldn't take the memories that came back to keep him grieving every single day. It hurt him to finally say goodbye, but he needs to let her go so she can Rest in Peace. The bond was erased as Ratchet felt the pain slowly deteriorate away, leaving a forever empty hole in his spark as his lubricated tears leaked down the sides of his cheekplates. It doesn't help that soon into the future, Ratchet will realize just how big of a mistake he made when his supposed offlined sparkmate comes back into his life. Having erased the sparkbond while his lover was in deep stasis, she couldn't file the bond and so her one true love was erased from her processor in an instant. Left with regret for his selfish decisions, Ratchet has one adjective: Make her fall in love with him all over again. After all, there's always an alternative to a negative. - "Irreplaceable...irreplaceable you." Ratchet muttered through his gargled speech, wiping his optics for the millionth time that night. The medbay was silent throughout the still night. It always was. But he knew if she was here she'd be so vividly loud with just her smile it was enough to paint the walls with such euphoria. He clenched his spark as it started to act up just by the thought of her smile. It hurt. But it was worth it. -Started 3/19/21- -Completed 6/23/22-
TFP:A Tyrant's Love(A Megatron lovestory) by Lady_Nightfall
Lady_Nightfall
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A love forbidden in the throes of war and a femme seeker playing the role of a loyal soldier towards her master. But what would happen if you catch the eyes of the infamous Decepticon leader himself? Nightfall is a femme who only wishes to be left alone to her duties, whatever Megatron orders her to do, she will do it. Until one day, her life on the Nemesis began to change drastically. (I only own my OC)
Restricted Love by Da_Voices_In_My_Head
Da_Voices_In_My_Head
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A sparkling is born in secret, with only Shockwave and Megatron aware of her existence. The warlord is having her raised to be his sparkmate, but when she grows of age, she meets and falls in love with Soundwave, who returns her affection. She cannot keep her secret from the loyal mech and let him unknowingly betray his master... Soundwave still loves her... Then Megatron finds out
Barricade x Reader • Flashing Lights • by _CosmicBlizzard_
_CosmicBlizzard_
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Y/n got a new job after being fired from her last one. Her new job is joining the police force. What she doesn't know, is that this is no ordinary police force. And her assigned police car, a mustang, is no ordinary car. What will happen when she realizes this? - - Rated #1 in Cybertronian
Shattered Team (Rewritten) by NerdOfManyFandoms
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In this story, Smokescreen changes personalities from being a funny racing robot to a shy and lazy bot. A certain autobot does this to him but doesn't want him to tell his friends. Read to find out what happens and who the robot is in this story. Side Oc Skywarp: The meme king.
Galaxy Eyes 💫 𝘖𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘴 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 by DarkerStars
DarkerStars
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"They were incandescent, the bluest blue she'd ever seen. Her own eyes were the ocean blue of tropical seas, but the robot's were far more beautiful. A blue beyond planet Earth. Galaxy eyes. How could something with galaxies for vision ever be anything but pure?" ☆☆☆ Planet Earth is far from the Autobots' realm of experience. So when the Galaxy eyed leader himself Optimus Prime follows his word and arrives on Earth to seek out B-127, it quickly becomes apparent even he is out of his depth. Thankfully, flamboyant student Venus Jones is firmly at his side, willing to guide him through the trials of her world. ☆Knightverse ☆A self indulgent fatherly Optimus Prime story set after the events of Bumblebee ☆Contains Bumblebee movie spoilers (obviously!) ©DarkerStars 2020 +
PREDATORY (Megatron x Starscream) by Romantic_Megatron
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STARSCREAM IS the leader of the Decepticons. She's bold, energetic, persistent, and far from the type to let others tell her what to do. The only person who's ever gotten away with that was her archnemesis, Jetfire--a passionate ex-flame turned bitter rival, and warlord over the Autobots. MEGATRON IS Shockwave's pride and joy. He's the best of his rank among the Predacons, a race of cybernetically-engineered beings created from the fossils of ancient beasts designed to be the ultimate war machines. He's better, stronger, and smarter than all the rest, making him an invaluable mechanism of mass destruction. Now that Shockwave and his experiments are back on Cybertron's second moon, the well-kept hiding place of the Decepticons' main fortress, Starscream is faced with a predicament. Every one of Shockwave's predacons is a specimen to behold, mostly perfect in discipline and conduct, but one stands out from the rest--the apathetic, smug, and self-absorbed Megatron. Starscream isn't the type to let others tell her what to do. And Megatron isn't the type to take no for an answer.
Optimus x Ratchet by X_writes_stuff
X_writes_stuff
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My first fic- end me- Edit: DISCONTINUED Sorry for no summary but I'll put one up soon- hopefully- Disclaimer: I don't own transformers, i only own my ocs(ace(who is now renamed as wildcard) and greencross and now the newest addition.. lyra pax! She's the sparkling of optimus and ratchet. I am not claiming her fully because i want her to be a community wide oc. Anyways- there will be angst, gore, maybe nsfw(but my smuts are gonna be bad), ptsd, aaaannndddd terrible writing skills(probably gonna edit this more as i go along) I ship this, please, i need more of this ship- Background ship: megatronus x orion(in the past), knockout x breakdown(breaky ded :,0), smokescreen x bumblebee(they broke up), knockout x bumblebee(no more), heatwave x chase, bumblebee x blades, hotshot x medix (there will be more later on as the story progresses) Art that is used is by me
𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬³- ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʟᴇɴɴᴏx by MoonBaby19
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Fighting with the Autobots is the new norm. But a new threat has come Decepticons are coming back. Alexia discovers she pregnant during the alien battle, which is the last thing she expected. Will she and Sam save the world again? Or will they end of being slaves of Cybertron? Who will be the last standing? 『 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 』 『 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗔𝗠 𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗫 𝗫 𝗙𝗘𝗠! 𝗢𝗖 』 『𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝟯 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗶𝗮 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 』 『𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗕𝗮𝘆 』 『𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭- 𝗢𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭』
Detained by RockandRoller00
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After the failed attempt at obtaining the All Spark and the fall of Megatron, Barricade is having second thoughts on being part of Starscream's revenge plot. Unfortunately, insubordination does not end well for most Decepticons. Beaten, bleeding out and nearly in statis, Barricade accepts the fact that he might die in a junkyard. Dorothy Haven didn't know if her chief hated her or seemed to think she would want to give up her old police cruiser for a new one. And when said boss gives her a totaled police car as her new vehicle, she really starts having regrets. Luckily for her, Dorothy's new police car was going to be her biggest problem yet.