"White Boy Carl was long gone, but a big booty still made me weak in the knees (and hard a little further up)." | Carl Gallagher, recently home after graduating from military school, has a strong physical attraction to a new neighborhood girl. Little does he know the feeling is mutual. *Mature content.*

Eli lived a pretty normal life, that was until she discovered the existence of vampires. Now she has to face her own demons, and come to terms with her new relationship to the very people her friends feared. (Aro/Caius/Marcus/OC) [Twilight: New Moon - Eclipse] [Cross-posting on fanfiction.net] Top rankings: #1 in marcusvolturi #1 in caiusvolturi #1 in twilight #1 in alicecullen #1 in aro ©glossyybabie // 2020

"i am used to destroying myself so other people can't." - Weston understood why he thought this was a bad idea. She was a mom, for fucks sake. But kissing him was addictive. Each time his tongue touched hers, it felt as if the ground beneath them shook, like they were a cataclysmic event that shouldn't be and Weston had always been self-destructive. -corpse husband- highest rank #1 corpse #1 youtubers

I can't get your smile out of my mind, I think about your eyes all the time or "I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together," "You literally just broke my nose. Is now really the time for pick up lines?"

IN WHICH a boy texts the wrong number OR she receives a text from a pretty boy with no name [ranboo x oc] #1 in ranboo (4/20/21)

"Can I tell you a secret?" he says in a hushed voice in the ill-illuminated room. "Spill," I smiled, thinking it was going to be something stupid like he peed his bed till he was six. Those were the kind of secrets we've been blurting out for the past thirty minutes as the tiredness of the late night got to us. "I'm Dream." he said in total seriousness, "Like the minecraft youtuber." I was quiet for a second before I laughed out loud.

"hey, that's one badass stapler." ✔️ number five fanfiction umbrella academy season one [lowercase intended] cover by @ssolarsystems

❛ it was always you. ❜ book one. ❪ number five x fem.reader ❫

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 | ❝i was about to have my menopause! do i really need to go through all that stuff again?❞ -in which number eight, a telekinetic badass does her best to save her family from the apocalypse, without realizing that the witch living in her body is slowly manifesting. (FIVE HARGREEVES X fem!OC) (SEASON ONE-) (THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY FF) (COMPLETED JULY 20 2019) (cover by @-jasontodd) CWTHINGS 2019 prepare for a whirlwind of emotions.

UMBRA ❪ season one ❫ // the darkest part of a shadow COMPLETE five hargreeves x fem!reader written by funkyenderboy (future me disclaimer i wrote this when i was 12 ok let a girl live)