Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

When a girl named Georgia is destined to marry Shrek, she needs to find a way to escape her post-apocalyptic world and prove to the world that inside Shrek lurks a sweet, nice man. With the struggles of a vengeful Farquaad, and many lies and false stories, Georgia is forced to decided between killing, or possibly being killed

Let all your wildest dreams become a reality 😉 Request one shots (fantasies with daddy) for me to write [Shrek and all the characters involved belong to their respective owners]

Kill me

"meet me after school at the back of the school.- barry b benson (this is for shrek by the way)." so... yeah. shrek x bad boy. TW// rape mention, abuse, strong language 20722~ words

Because who wouldn't want to lick an ogers toes ;))

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.