I DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)

COVER BY @Shuvimii A bunch of Technoblade Oneshots! Feel free to leave requests. Things I Won't Do Ships Smut No x-readers Things I Can Do Platonic Fluff Angst Platonic pairings I'll be updating this list as I go on if needed!! *Cross-posted onto ao3!*

Zenitsu's had a tough day, he thought things couldn't get worse until a seemingly innocent question causes Zenitsu to come to terms with something...unexpected. ______ Anime watcher friendly ______ Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this book. ______ Art cover by: @Moonspirit01 / Me ______ Highest Rankings: #1 in inozen #11 in kny #20 in kimetsunoyaiba ______ You can also find me on Ao3

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NOTE: The cover art is not mine Graystripe starred in utter horror, as his mate, Silverstream joined StarClan. But he strays away from his best friend and own home. He never realizes how much it hurts Fireheart. Until a surprise came along, and fixed his broken wings.

I like to make the funny pt 2

*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•* •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, YOU WILL BE MUTED! Jokes, comebacks, funny, memes, teenage posts, you name it! I don't own any of the jokes in here. I will tell you if it is mine. If you own one of these posts and don't want it in this book, message me and I'll remove it. Everything in here is kid friendly. No curse words or anything bad. Also, no cursing or inappropriate comments in the book. If you do, it will be deleted right away. I'll also delete your comment if you have an inappropriate username or profile pic. You have been warned. And please remember to comment, leave a vote and share! :3

WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm more of a WattpadWorm, but you can be any type of worm you want to be, I'm not judging. When you're really bored, you can read my book. Go try some of these things. Tell me how it works. If you get kicked out of somewhere, I feel your pain. I have gotten "Please leave"s and "We would prefer it if you were to not come back here."s for dares. I've also gotten kicked out of lecture halls for laughing too loudly with my friends or "being a disruption". BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT. What even was my point? Oh yeah, I would love if you would read my book. I'm just a starting author, and every bit of criticism helps. I thank all of my readers so so much and you are fabulous. #34 in random ?! i know it may not last long, but RAD, BRO // keep reading, don't judge the book from this comment.

I like to make the funny