Here are some "funny" jokes or something like that. (And some relatable jokes) And I got these from the internet 😉.

"You can't save me when I'm already drowning."

"Why's he so quiet?" "Bella...." "What?" "I think he's mute."

"you got the wrong number buddy." "so no head?"

- don't do descriptions just read lovely's .

i got the cover from @/mattiasdemons on instagram 🖤 - y/n price is use to people leaving her life when it all started with her parents abandoning her. while working at a club, she finally gets noticed by her boss, Mattia Polibio. there's more than meets the eye with him as she learns what his true lifestyle is in the Mafia game. except she doesn't want to run because before she finds out the truth about him, she got attached. - *i'm using the same characters/names from the my other story My Worst Enemy but it's a different plot*

she gets kidnapped by a boy with a mask. she falls for him. but what happens when he is told he has to kill her? *lowercase intended*

okay so if y'all are confused with this story go on my account and read my first mattia story and then the second so it all makes sense 😁

I don't fucking know just read the story

mattia and the boys make a bet if mattia could get an old friend in bed but little did they know... - in the making ☕️