"He's the type of boy who has the power to take your heart and shatter it into a million pieces and take every organ out of your body and empty your veins onto the bathroom floor but damn if you ever get the chance to be held I swear you will never feel more full."

Niall hates his neighbor, Zayn Malik. He's covered in tattoos, smokes more than anyone Niall knows, and spends all of his time at the local tattoo parlor called Urban Ink. They spend most of their time yelling at each other, until Niall gets dragged into Urban Ink through an unfortunate series of events that may change Niall's heart forever. Or, the one where Niall slowly falls for Zayn and Zayn has secretly loved Niall since the beginning, but it's not easy or smooth sailing at all.

Title says it all. Spanish version will be uploaded soon. Disclaimer: Do I look like a middle-aged American man? No? Well, so now you know that neither Percy nor Annabeth nor any of the PJO/HoO that may appear in these one-shots belong to me.

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)

THIS IS PART TWO OF 'Facebook (A Percy Jackson story)' PLEASE GO CHECK THAT ONE OUT FIRST! THANKS! So, we now have BOOK TWO, by popular demand/death threat. ENJOY WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been poured into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. TONS OF THIS HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM TUMBLR SO YEAH DEALS WITH THAT WHEN YOU GOT PROBLEMS. Also there will be no Thalico in this one. This because of the Nico coming out thing in the HoH, sorry, but yeah I'm not putting that in here. You have been warned. I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously This story will be receiving a final chapter today, after this point I will not update again. As you will see in the chapter's Author's notes. So, enjoy and glad you could put up with me. cover by: @chilloutyall