Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

Itami Kurai is killed and sent to another world; given powers by the Gods of the fantasy world and proposed with a choice: Join the Humans and slaughter the demons or join the demons and bring back balance to the kingdom. (Credit to @Warrior21st for the cover)

An aspiring knight unwittingly saves the dragon he was sworn to kill. But can he also win the dragon's heart and stop his kingdom from burning to ashes? *** It is tradition for knights to prove their worth by slaying a dragon in the Serpentine Mountains. For Laurence Montbow, an aspiring knight from a decrepit noble house, it's his only chance to save his family from losing their land, and to secure a good marriage. After a dragon hunt gone wrong, however, Laurence finds a naked elven man with amnesia instead. Knowing the guileless elf wouldn't survive on his own, especially when trapped in his enemy's land, Laurence reluctantly takes the man along and tries to help him regain his memories. This act of goodwill turns complicated as the elven man keeps worming himself further into Laurence's heart until it becomes hard to fight the attraction. But the elven man is not what he appears to be... and neither are the dragons from mount Serpentine.

In which an introverted healer learns to deal with the greatest horrors of his life - socializing, dungeons, and psychopathic NPCs. Season 1 of Eliona's War *** Seth Veregin doesn't know the first thing about video games. But when he's gifted a beta copy of Eliona's War - a Virtual Reality online game that's the very first of its kind - he reluctantly gives it a try. Thus, Severance the healer is born. All he wants is to quietly explore on his own without having to deal with other people. Unfortunately for him, there's a few problems with that plan. Not only did he choose a class that's in high demand, but some players just won't take no for an answer. And the game NPCs? They definitely have a mind and an agenda of their own.

In a realm where nobody knows who to trust, the one constant in Lyrani Esch's life is her job as an agent for the Elven Council of Irylen Secret Intelligence (ECISI). It's easy enough to ignore the rumours about the villainy of the elf king Nash. People call it "The Curse of the Crown", but it's all hearsay. At least until Lyrani is assigned a mission to confront it. Her objectives are simple - get into Vlitavia Palace, gather intelligence on King Nash's operations, kill him and get out. But assignments are never as easy as they sound, and the stars are against Lyrani from the start. The deeper Lyrani delves into Nash's present, the more she learns of her past. With her startling discoveries comes the realisation that she must free Nash from a vicious trap or forfeit the realm and both their lives in the name of the curse. Because destinies entwined are never easily separated. Season 1 of A Sprinkle of Stardust WARNING: This story contains strong language and depictions of sexual assault that may be upsetting for some readers. Reader discretion is advised.

Radio host Selina Locke's life takes an unexpected turn when she crosses paths with troubled pop star Remus Rossi, sparking a connection that could save both of their careers--if they can navigate their emotional baggage. ***** Radio talk show host Selina Locke was just looking for a peaceful summer in sunny Barcelona, but things can never go according to plan. Striking up a conversation with pop superstar Remus Rossi, the lead singer of the award-winning band Summersteen, at her bar was definitely not on the cards, but their lives twine faster and harder than any of them ever saw coming. Summersteen is having issues, Selina needs a good interview, and they quickly find they can help each other. There's just one problem: both of them carry plenty of emotional baggage, and Selina doesn't think she can handle her own, let alone someone else's. THIS IS A FREE STORY WITH EXCLUSIVE CHAPTERS. [[WATTPAD FEATURED STORY]] © 2018 caterina george // all rights reserved

Adailia de Perinius, the prettiest and bitchiest person of the novel, 'A Lovely Girl' and the main villainess. Being madly in love with the male protagonist, the Crown Prince, she becomes super possessive and did not let any woman come near him. But as in any novel, the male protagonist, Raashid, falls in love with Seanna, the female protagonist and Adailia's 'minion' who was bullied everyday. But Adailia being Adailia, tries to kill her and take Prince all for herself. Finally being tired of this daily torture, the Crown prince, when was announced the Emperor on his 19 th birthday, altered some laws that enabled him to executed Adailia. A befitting end for the villainess. But there's a slight ... wait.... a whole lotta big problem. Cause somehow, I, Choi Haeun, has become Adailia de Perinius. But well, I know how it ends so there's no way I'm gonna die. I just need to get in the Prince's good books and move out of their way. That's gonna be easy. But the luck wasn't with me and the story took some awkward turns. But well, if luck was with me I wouldn't have become Adailia in the first place, would I? *Cover photo not mine* A/N: This is my original work and not a translation of any novel

Greg has finally hit puberty and is now grown into tall,smart,a little skinny guy with light brown hair and piercing blue eyes.Do you remember the quest to find date for Valentine's Day prom and meeting his mom's friend daughter?Well,He didn't took her to prom but at next summer she turns up at his home and they get close...A funny, interesting and romance filled story about our Gregory Heffley and Laurel.I am damn sure you will like it😺

All of these I found on the Internet and found really hilarious. If you want some comedy read this. Maybe you can try it on other people. Completed. Made on 10/10/17. Completed 10/16/18