The Potters have yet to endure another thrilling year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. Fresh new horrors come with their second year of school, and they all come in various forms such as unattended children driving a flying car, a massively inadequate professor tasked with the job of molding minds, and the horrifying history behind the unrest soul that haunts the girls' bathroom. An unheard and unseen evil roams the halls, leaving stone-cold bodies in its wake, and all of the evidence points to no other than Harry and Emily Potter. - EDITED AS OF FEBRUARY 2021 -

The new trio are back for their second year at Hogwarts, and the Chamber is due to be opened soon. Draco has more or less been adopted by Sirius and Remus, and is extremely happy to be a part of a nice, relaxed family. Well... as relaxed as it can get with the ex-Marauders around, anyway. In the meantime, Blaise has felt lonely, being cut off from Draco, so he decides to confront him to try to get his best friend back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ The second installment in the series rewrite. Things are starting to become a little more AU.

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

This is a summary of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - Originally written by J.K Rowling