A model, a bodyguard, and a politician walk into an orphanage. The bodyguard says 'Hey, let's adopt some of these kids', and the other two agree. The punchline? There isn't one. Their terrible parenting is the joke. (credits to Twaddling_Tate for the cover, and aiding in the development of the plot. I thank you for the time you took to help me cultivate this story!)

Hiii! So yeah I made this Jotakak fanfic where Kakyoin is in part 4 (I wish he was T_T) and also this is highly inspired by orochandesu if I got the name right. Enjoy!

Fate and Destiny decide the path that rest ahead, but who's to say someone can't save you from either of those? Who's to say your story ends there? (Team Bucciarati x Fem!reader) Disclaimer: There will be spoilers. (Following the anime) I do not own JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. JoJo belongs to Hirohiko Araki Achievements: #1 jjba 02/12/2021 #1 jojosbizarreadventure 03/22/2021 #1 Fugo 04/04/2021 #1 GoldenWind 04/25/2021 #1 Brunobucciarati 04/27/2021 #1 Mista 05/08/2021 #1 ventoaureo 05/12/2021 #1 jojosbizarreadventure 05/20/2021 #1 GoldenWind 09/03/2021

Ghiaccio suffers chronic migraines but his boyfriend is always there to take care of him. I suffer chronic migraines and sometimes have to take injections when they get really bad. I had a bad one for most of the day yesterday and this came out of it. Hope you guys like it.

Beneath the surface of an organized and mystical circus is something grueling and loathsome, the falling apart of a family pieced together in an alleyway-- it was bound to not last. (Cover art by my amazing friend Charlie, who I absolutely adore! Thank you for making this for me!!) #1 in gyro (4/29/21)

Risotto needs sleep. Okay so I'm writing a crackfic because I've been having a lot of writers' block lately for my one shot book (go leave a request if you have one) and I've heard stuff like this helps. This is going to be in an AU where none of them died and they team up or something idk. I don't own JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or any of the charcters or memes used in this book. N e ways, drink some water.

Every politician is a bit crooked, but Diavolo fears this one is entirely sideways. Maybe getting involved with (Y/n), one of the most recognized political heads, was a bad idea after all. Unfortunately, there's no going back now; The contract has been sealed, and the blood used to write his name has already dried.

The war consuming the world was started over a game of chess. Now, half a year after the fact, it still continues to wreak havoc, and leaves almost every person in its wake with nothing... Except for a lone soldier, whom travels with nine kids and two enemy troopers. Whatever will come out of this will probably not be good, but at least entertaining.

In which a highly feared mafia boss and a few of her subordinates become highschool teachers. meet (y/n), a self defense teacher at a local highschool. having recently been attacked and outnumbered by a rival gang that invaded their area, (y/n) and her right hand man, kakyoin, flee the scene and try to blend in with the residents of the town, finding themselves employed at a nearby highschool. to their surprise, three of their subordinates had found themselves at the school as well, unaware that their employer was working along side them. after all, (y/n) did keep her identity hidden from everyone, even to kakyoin. now, what happens when one of the lackeys is a traitor? will (y/n) be able to unearth the mole before it becomes her undoing? even more so, what happens when the mole is one of the subordinates working at the school?

Hypothetically, what if all the masks weren't destroyed? Also, hypothetically, what would happen if you found one, and, per se, used it on yourself by accident? *jjba diamond is unbreakable doesnt belong to me. the plot, stand, and original characters do.* #2 IN BALLOON 12/11/2020 #2 in josuke 2/27/2021