(PLEASE READ THE LAST CHAPTER!!!) I applied to be Elon Musk's personal assistant. (Meaning I would write stuff down and stuff) He hired me, and I was excited. Ever since I was 16 I have admired this man. He's so smart, and I want his Big Brain to fill me with knowledge. Throughout my new career, I get closer and closer to Mr. Musk. So close, in fact, that I smell his musky musk everyday. Thank you, Elon, very cool.

Cuckerberg has been tormenting my shitpost reach so I'm writing erotica about him and there's nothing he can do about it.

They met at a hotel, and the billionaires fell into a love so strong nothing could break it. Unless? 99% satire mr Jeff/Elon plz don't sue me for this it was not my idea

Donald and Joe have broken up over the election, now, Donny Boy must get over his losses and move on.. That's when Elon slid into his DMs. Written by me and @AlfredtheButler69 We're so sorry. Complementary eye bleach is served at the concession stand.

Elon musk find out trump was cheating on him and flies to mars. will he ever see trump again? yall pls dont take this seriously btw this is js how im coping with the economical presidential state of the world rn tbh

An angsty tale covering the relationship between a man and his maid. That man being ex-president Donald J. Trump, and the maid being Elon Musk.

The president, Donald Trump (they/them), is in love with Elon Musk (he/him), multi billionaire. richest man alive. Elon likes him back too.. and Elon knows about Trumps thing for femboys, so in attempts to suduce, he shows up in his office dressed as one. Read to find out how this ends up! 🤭 DISCLAIMER : THIS IS FICTIONAL . ALL EVENTS IN THIS WATTPAD ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘. NO EVENTS HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE. ( or maybe they did, idk)

[ COMPLETED ] The son of Enji Todoroki, one of the strongest alphas in the world, was pronounced an omega. Seventeen year old Shoto Todoroki is one of the first male omegas born in over twenty years. The dual haired male was born a into a family of strong alpha males. Being an omega was considered a disgrace in his family. The young male was immediately made to hide his second gender and was to be courted by a strong alpha male chosen by his father. Shoto refuses this, and is instead courted by an alpha of his choice. Sort of his choice. It was more of a panicked deal instead of an agreement made from love and trust. This alpha who he was now stuck with is none other then the class asshole himself, Katsuki Bakugo. It didn't surprise anyone when Katsuki was announced as an alpha. He did belong to a family of strong alphas, both female and male. A pureblooded alpha and a half blooded omega. This was going to be one hell of a rollercoaster for the both of the young men. They definitely weren't sure if they wanted to ride that ride. CHARACTERS/SOME PLACES BELONG TO KŌHEI HORIKOSHI I OWN NOTHING BUT THE PLOT OF THE STORY

New York City, 1944. While war consumes Europe and fills headlines, notorious criminal Kevin Price rules Manhattan with an iron fist. His ruthless control makes exception for none, until he crosses paths with one Connor McKinley

Nathan, a shy boy, is a closet gay. No one knows besides people close to him. He figures he'll never find a person who will love him. That is, until his best friend invites him to a party. He goes and meets Jake, the loud and proud gay werewolf who doesn't care about what others think. Being the Alpha's son, he's enjoying the partying scene before he has to take responsibility and become Alpha himself. Something just clicks between the two, and they immediately fall in love . Within the lessons of loving yourself and self-worth, what will happen when they are under attack, and the enemy is right beside them? Just read it... Please.. It's a good story, I promise! I really can't do these descriptions well!