To: Rush Dela Vega Subject: I Hate You Dear Boss Bastard, No. I don't like sitting beside you or even being near you. Kaya tigilan mo na ang pagpapalapit lagi sa'kin dahil ayoko sa'yo. I'd willingly do anything you say if you ask me nicely. Jusko! Magpapamisa pa ako kapag nagsabi ka ng 'please' at 'thank you'. O kapag naglabas ka ng kahit anong positive words d'yan sa bibig mo. Gosh. Sana mai-send ko sa'yo ang mga emails na 'to just to see a shocked look on your face. Pero dahil kailangan ko pa ng trabahong 'to. Hindi na muna. 'Pag magre-resign na lang siguro ako. From Mavis, with Hate P.S. I hate that you look even more tempting and sinfully hot today. You smell better too. Nakakapanggigil kang amuyin. Shit. I hate you. Really! Right?

To: Tyler Fontanilla Subject: I'm sorry Dear Future Ex-Husband, From strangers who formed a pact to friends who could tell each other their deepest secrets to married partners who are now awkward to each other. This hurt. I wish we could turn back time. I miss the us from before. I miss our friendship. How did our relationship turn out like this? Maayos pa ba natin 'to? I wish we could...Right? Your Wife Until Further Notice, Daena