Feelings are stupid. Romance is dumb. Gaming and mac-n-cheese, now that's where it's at. Being the best at gaming is her profession. But Dream says otherwise ⚠Mature content aka SMUT BAES⚠ SNEAK PEEK: "HAHA YOU LOST SUCK IT. I mean sorry im better than you. wait.. no I actually mean. better luck next time kiddo. "Being sweet. like be nice. Nah couldn't be me" "My egos too big for your romance"

Contains adult content~ For the past three years you have been a notorious hitwoman for whoever bids the highest. This time it so happens to be the leader of L'Manburg. The target he gives you is almost impossible to reach but the sum of money is too large to ignore. You must kill the leader of the DreamSMP

You don't know who you are, everything that you used to know about yourself is gone. Yet there is one person in this world that knows you the most but he is trapped in a prison. So you do the only thing you can think of to get him to talk, you make a deal.

Caught in a war L'Manburg can't win, Wilbur offers up one last thing. You.

Everyone at age 18 gets shipped a pair of earbuds. These earbuds help you hear and talk to your soulmate. Your soulmate can also do the same, talk to you and listen. If your soulmate haven't received their earbuds yet, the line is static. If your soulmate is dead, the line is a flat beep, as if the heart monitor just went flat and it's the only thing ringing. ------------------ dream x fem!reader (she/they) EDITING IN PROGRESS spotify playlist based on this book: "earbuds" by cosmodotpng (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6wadtrWlv92HJ2xKvu7yns?si=yj58EpKER8m9BAlI3gkslQ&utm_source=copy-link)

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You get a new job editing for a popular YouTuber and fall in love with your co-worker

˜"*°•𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎.•°*"˜ In which every day is a perfect day to be a badass bitch *-*-*-* You've spent your whole life looking for your long-lost friend. Not once, would you ever have considered imagining that he's been right in front of you for the past several months, hiding behind his mask. Uh, Alexa, play 'Watcha Say' by Jason Derulo-

𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐀 𝐌𝐂𝐘𝐓 𝐊𝐄𝐏𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 ~~~~ DISCONTINUED!¡! i keep this up for nostalgia 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐒: 𝐒𝐇𝐄/𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘