His entire life, living in the desert, Gaara believed he would quickly grow sick of sunshine. But when he met him, and saw his blinding smile, he knew sunshine kept him living. Let me give you an image: An uptight, emotionless ball of killing intent with dark glares who scared his own family. Scratch that. Instead, imagine a goofy young boy with no social filter, loved cacti, was gay, and was often called odd or unorthodox by the elders of his village. He had a demon sealed in him that taught him how to swear and tried to help him make friends. He was also the one to facepalm at his vessel's antics. Yeah. That's Gaara. :: Lots of cursing, since Gaara is an odd one and Shukaku isn't a good influence. [Basically a Crack fic, all brain vomit]

"WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH BUT DARLING MATCHES BURN" Look, Aoi didn't ask to be reborn. Especially not in the era of the sannin! But she'd be damned if she was going to let all of them succumb to some predetermined fate. So follow Aoi as she forces herself into the story and screws up the Naruto plot. But is the screw up for the better, or for the worse? ↠"Oh hey, isn't that the famous missing nin your grandpa told us to avoid, Tsunade?" ↠"What do you mean run? I've got this all under control." ↠"Okay guys, so, it turns out Madara doesn't like dogs? Who would've guessed, certainly not me." ↠naruto | si/oc ↠scorpion ↠turtleops | october 23, 2018 / august 9, 2019 ↠being rewritten

"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. "Finally, I've done something right." Sequel: "Shinobi" Rewrite of: Red Skies (2013)

Orochimaru never became a missing-nin. The Fourth Hokage still stood tall. There was no Uchiha Massacre. The Akatsuki never existed. Madara never became a problem. What could go wrong in such a perfect world? Sakura Haruno had always been alone, and at thirteen, she abandoned Konoha. She had to run from her past, but what exactly would wait for her in her future? @NarutoWattyAwards 2014 Third Place Winner in the General Naruto Category! *Written from 2013-2015*

Shisui uchiha was supposed to have died when he jumped off a cliff. But when he woke up he found the familiar face of the first hokage and the second. Confused, he must find out how he got here, as well as his purpose in there. He also needs to know what happened to the Uchiha Clan in his time and itachi, his best friend. But being around of a joyful and happy going Shodaime hokage can prove to be more difficult than he ever thought it could be. Not only that, but he has his eyes back.

The Third Hokage was dead. It wasn't enough. Team Eight knew loss like the seals on the backs of their tongues. They'd been silenced, branded, abandoned, ambushed, left on the enemy's doorstep like a gift--unlucky was their nickname, but they would make it their trade. The Third Hokage was dead. It was Danzo's turn. SEQUEL TO: Hoshigaki (2017-2019) Commissioned Cover by @AwesomeDragonTamer (caleb-crow on Tumblr; caleb_thalia_crow on Instagram) BETA: @OfCloves