Summary: Castiel loved his job working as an animal control officer in the somewhat small town he lived in. one night, on a routine call about a dog he was attacked, he has no clue what kind of animal it was. Dean lives for his family and the garage they own with their uncle Bobby. He is lonely. Until one night, he meets his perfect man.

Harlan Gentry is your typical smart ass, quick thinking drunk with questionable morals. Kind of like Jack Sparrow. If Jack Sparrow was an unhinged crackhead. Harlen antics are always putting them in rather peculiar situations. One time they ended up locked in an Elephant enclosure naked and handcuffed to pole. However, this time Harlen has found themselves in a predicament that no amount of quick thinking will get them out of. As fate has it Harlen has caught the eye of seven mysterious strangers. But they aren't the only ones after them. How the hell is Harlan going to weasel their way of this?