"Please fasten your seatbelts and keep your remaining arms and limbs inside the time travel jutsu at all times!" Kurama sang off tune. "KURAMAAAA DON'T DO IT!!! I LITERALLY JUST BECAME HOKAGE!" Naruto screeched from within his mindscape, "AND I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO TUTORIAL OF HOW OROCHIMARU TAKES CARE OF HIS HAIR!" Shikamaru facepalmed. "Konoha is gone. Snap out of it Naruto!" Naruto shook his head in denial. "N-no..." he whimpered as his lip quivered, "THEY ARE ALL HAVING A RAMEN PARTY!!" "Take off in T-minus 9 tails, 8 tails, 7 tails-!" Kurama yodelled. "They are all dead Naruto!!" Shikamaru began slapping him. Naruto blinked, his lip quivered and a screeching sob wobbled out of bus throat. "WAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAh!!!" "-6 tails, 5 tails-!" "Goddamnit Naruto! You freaking invented this jutsu!" "Oh. Right." "-4 tails, 3 tails, 2 tails......HaPpY NeW yEaR!!!!" A blinding light blinded the two remaining ninja and then...! "My name is Sasuke Uchiha and-! "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Naruto screamed suddenly as Sasuke began to introduce himself. Kakashi jumped back completely startled at the outburst as Sakura instinctively shrieked.

Pretty much everything is the same except Sasuke isn't as much of an asshole that everyone thinks he is and he can see ghosts. - "Madara told me to tell you to fUCK OFF." - "I already told you... I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO YOUR FUCKING RELATIVES AND SAY THAT THEIR DEAD DAUGHTER TALKS TO ME!" - Sunflower

Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Sasuke Uchiha is a man nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew. Sasuke-centric. WARNING: Very erratic updates!

His entire life, living in the desert, Gaara believed he would quickly grow sick of sunshine. But when he met him, and saw his blinding smile, he knew sunshine kept him living. Let me give you an image: An uptight, emotionless ball of killing intent with dark glares who scared his own family. Scratch that. Instead, imagine a goofy young boy with no social filter, loved cacti, was gay, and was often called odd or unorthodox by the elders of his village. He had a demon sealed in him that taught him how to swear and tried to help him make friends. He was also the one to facepalm at his vessel's antics. Yeah. That's Gaara. :: Lots of cursing, since Gaara is an odd one and Shukaku isn't a good influence. [Basically a Crack fic, all brain vomit]

tom is an introvert. a blank sheet. tord is an enigma. a mystery. what happens when the two become neighbours? pastel!tord x tom. disclaimer: this is not my fanfic, it is a reupload, the original author left and deleted their account.

"Bear the shield of the guardian, Possess the heart of the truth." --- Sequel: "The Story of Hagami II [Naruto Fanfic | Uchiha]" --- Plot line, pictures, and characters [except my OC's/customized plot lines] belong to original owners. None of this can be replicated, taken, or used in any way without my permission. Completed Aug. 22nd, 2017 **in the process of editing**

"Bear the disgrace of the traitor, Possess the mask of the enemy." --- Sequel: "The Story of Hagami III [Naruto Fanfic | Uchiha]" --- Plot line, pictures, and characters [except my OC's/customized plot lines] belong to original owners. None of this can be replicated, taken, or used in any way without my permission. Completed Nov. 21st, 2017 **in the process of editing**

"Bear the scar of endurance, Possess the loyalty of a shinobi." --- Plot line, pictures, and characters [except my OC's/customized plot lines] belong to original owners. None of this can be replicated, taken, or used in any way without my permission. Completed 6th June, 2018 **in the process of editing**

"WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH BUT DARLING MATCHES BURN" Look, Aoi didn't ask to be reborn. Especially not in the era of the sannin! But she'd be damned if she was going to let all of them succumb to some predetermined fate. So follow Aoi as she forces herself into the story and screws up the Naruto plot. But is the screw up for the better, or for the worse? ↠"Oh hey, isn't that the famous missing nin your grandpa told us to avoid, Tsunade?" ↠"What do you mean run? I've got this all under control." ↠"Okay guys, so, it turns out Madara doesn't like dogs? Who would've guessed, certainly not me." ↠naruto | si/oc ↠scorpion ↠turtleops | october 23, 2018 / august 9, 2019 ↠being rewritten

The Third Hokage was dead. It wasn't enough. Team Eight knew loss like the seals on the backs of their tongues. They'd been silenced, branded, abandoned, ambushed, left on the enemy's doorstep like a gift--unlucky was their nickname, but they would make it their trade. The Third Hokage was dead. It was Danzo's turn. SEQUEL TO: Hoshigaki (2017-2019) Commissioned Cover by @AwesomeDragonTamer (caleb-crow on Tumblr; caleb_thalia_crow on Instagram) BETA: @OfCloves