Texting AU! Remus gets an unexpected text from a stranger named Sirius Black. Who knows where this will go, because I honestly don't.

They put the drama in drama club.

"but, james...prongs, come on, you've seen him, yeah? he's so fucking cute, prongs...please, you've gotta come with me and say hi, please." "padfoot, you're an absolute idiot. remus lupin wants nothing to do with you." "not yet!" or the one in which remus is a shy, bookish little nerd, and sirius is the giant dork determined to make him fall in love with him. takes place at hogwarts, side jily! modern!marauders

"Who are you texting, Mr. Black?" / Remus and Sirius are both teachers, who happen to hate each other. It doesn't help that their students ship them.