In which Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated as a baby in New York City... and is completely pissed about it. I DON'T OWN NARUTO (or the cover art) Warnings! -Kakashi is gay in this story, but there is no BL, there's only a little bit of fluff possibly a kiss I'm not sure yet -I HAVE A POTTY MOUTH... you have been warned -Slight religion and Karen bashing -Violence -Death! -Abusive relationships -My comedy can be really over the top at times ALSO, I APPRECIATE COMMENTS!

"Please fasten your seatbelts and keep your remaining arms and limbs inside the time travel jutsu at all times!" Kurama sang off tune. "KURAMAAAA DON'T DO IT!!! I LITERALLY JUST BECAME HOKAGE!" Naruto screeched from within his mindscape, "AND I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO TUTORIAL OF HOW OROCHIMARU TAKES CARE OF HIS HAIR!" Shikamaru facepalmed. "Konoha is gone. Snap out of it Naruto!" Naruto shook his head in denial. "N-no..." he whimpered as his lip quivered, "THEY ARE ALL HAVING A RAMEN PARTY!!" "Take off in T-minus 9 tails, 8 tails, 7 tails-!" Kurama yodelled. "They are all dead Naruto!!" Shikamaru began slapping him. Naruto blinked, his lip quivered and a screeching sob wobbled out of bus throat. "WAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAh!!!" "-6 tails, 5 tails-!" "Goddamnit Naruto! You freaking invented this jutsu!" "Oh. Right." "-4 tails, 3 tails, 2 tails......HaPpY NeW yEaR!!!!" A blinding light blinded the two remaining ninja and then...! "My name is Sasuke Uchiha and-! "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Naruto screamed suddenly as Sasuke began to introduce himself. Kakashi jumped back completely startled at the outburst as Sakura instinctively shrieked.

Kakashi was chaotically gay, couldn't take care of himself let alone a child, knew nothing about parenting, but here he was. Adopting the son of his mentor. Just like he promised. :: "Naruto! Are you alright? What's wrong, what do you need?" 'MY BABYYYYY HE'S CRYING WHAT DO I DO-' Kakashi froze as Naruto grinned through the tears. He beamed, tears gushing down his face. "D-Dad..hic..no one calls me a monster anymore..hic... they call me Naruto Hatake.." he smiled, sniffling as the tears refused to cease. Kakashi's breath caught in his throat. :: "Hm? What is it, Naruto?" "Thank you..Kakashi-san. For giving me a home and family to call my own. Thank you." Kakashi hummed, his face splitting out into a wide grin. "Call me Dad." :: Cover made by strawhat_pirate! Disclaimer: [Early chapters suck]

Mating season is starting in Konoha, Kakashi's doing something underhanded, Sasuke's being mean, Iruka doesn't feel well and Naruto might have eaten something he thought was candy.

After a freak encounter Kakashi finds himself in a most unusual situation: trapped outside his body unable to find a way back in. But the only glimmer of hope is in the most unlikely of people. Just who is Umino Iruka and what is his interest in Kakashi? (boy x boy)

One-shots about KakaIru! If you have any ideas please comment and I'll make a chapter about it with a shout out included. If you don't know, KakaIru means Hatake Kakashi x Umino Iruka. Copyright of Naruto goes to Kishimoto. I do not own anything except my own OC's. Any pictures seen are not owned by me unless I say so.

This book has been discontinued and I will not be coming back to it so don't ask! this is a Kakashi x Iruka FanFic, it is a re-make from a story that I made that ended a bit ago. the story is about Kakashi and Iruka gaining feelings for each other. Sorry about spelling I well try to fix it but it is hard for me to write I would just like to say three of the chapters aren't chapters, one of them was the info from the time on a brake I took for mental reasons and another was a question about if I was being the jerk in a situation, the last was just a little side story about Asuma and Guy, you'll get it if you read the book I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS THEY ARE FROM A GREAT ANIME NAMED NARUTO

M for language

This is a story about a young boy left and neglected by his parents. The young boy is Naruto. He will soon be powerful to surpass his father, the 4th Hokage and able to wipe out entire villages. #5 Prodigy Didn't think my first story would reach this far. Thanks a lot guys!

Minato and Kushina are alive with 3 children; Menma, Mito and Naruto. The 3rd Hokage sealed the Nine Tail Fox in Naruto, and Kami sealed the 3rd Hokage in Naruto too. 4 years later, Naruto is beaten up by the villagers, neglected by his parents and bullied by his siblings. That all changes when the 3 Sannin takes Naruto out of the village. What happens? Will he return? Will he forgive the village?