About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

You know it is is Cannon.

Tbh my otp ;)

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

dr. phil takes a wild ride

OwO this is my OTP, Don't like? Don't read. UwU

bae

a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.