FUNNY TEXT AND JOKES!! •Some are mine and some aren't (≧▽≦) •All of the credit goes to the people who made these jokes and text...

[This story will become free on NOVEMBER 17th] Saving the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, catapults Jessica Red into a sea of magic, jewel heists, and world-saving adventure. ***** After years of watching pirates fighting with the king's navy off the coast of Harvest Island, Jessica Red saves the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, and the two become fast friends. Little does she know, Ruben Kirk is only the first of three rookie pirates she'll meet during a whirlwind of sea-faring adventures - but when Jessica learns the corrupt King Mordred has plans to destroy her island home, can she convince them to help her save it? ("The Rookie Pirates" is Book 1 in "The Adventures of Jessica Red" trilogy.) [[word count: 300,000-350,000 words]]

[COMPLETED] "Shoot," Joey mumbles, letting out a string of profanities under his breath. We turn around to find a group of men, all with guns, standing where we just came from, and they look pissed... probably because they were forced to run through this tunnel after us. "Thought you could get away, didn't you?" The man who I saw before asks. His husky voice booms in the hollow tunnel, reverberating off of the dirt walls. His voice sounds familiar, and a realization strikes me. It sounds like the man from my dream. I remember him holding a gun and wearing a blue suit, smiling evilly at me. "Leave us alone," Joey says, sounding dangerous and snapping me out of my thoughts. The levity of the situation hits-we need to get out of here. I look around for a route of escape and thankfully I see a light, literally, at the end of the second tunnel. I let out a small, almost inaudible, gasp and nudge Joey. He looks at me and I subtly gesture with my head to the second tunnel. He glances at it and immediately we are on the same page. His jaw sets and he looks at the group. The man speaks up again, chuckling darkly-a sound I will never forget and will be permanently etched into my brain, "You can thank your father for starting this mess." -------------------------- Liza was a normal teenaged girl, living the average life that an eighteen year old girl should be living. She had good friends, good grades, a happy family, a loving boyfriend, and an overall content life, seemingly having everything a person could ask for. However, when she somehow gets thrown into the mix and is in the crossfires of a brutal mafia war that she has no business being a part of, things spiral out of control and she has to do whatever it takes to regain her freedom. In this hectic adventure of gun fights, torture, bank robbing and intimidating mafia men, Liza has to face it all, putting her average life on the line in order to defeat the bad guys and go back to her normal way of living.

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*

Part 2 of AU Undertale One-Shots. I wright fluffy hurt/comfort oneshots. I do take request if I am able to do them. No lemons but there will be romace and small makeouts in some.

This will mostly be Sans and Papyrus One-shots. Some witll have a part 1-3 or will just be medium sized story's. I will do AU's! I am a wrighter who likes fluffy or sometimes sad yet comfort stories!

[CLOSED FOR EVER probably] "Art contest becomes a fun game. Microminiature cells evolve into mighty GODS!" Welcome, fellow artists/players to the Realm of Art Contests!!! If you like to draw and design, this will be a world of fun and bliss for you to compete with others who share the same dream! This universe is ruled by the Goddess of Time and Space, Lyrica! And the Cat Ninja, Mya! Everything here is under our control! And everything is decided by art contests! A round of contest about each month with 3 themes! The choice is yours! Challenge other artists to win the 1st, 2nd and 3rd prize for each theme! You were born a human artist but you will turn into a unicellular artist when you enter this world! Draw, win and rank up to become a God! A typical RPG game where you will need to gain EXP to level up X3! Have fun in our World! And invite others here to share the fun! The more the merrier! Enjoy~ We came up with this original idea, please do not use it for your art contest books. Thank you. [Cover by @AquaIria]

Meow! '•.,¸,.•*¯'•.,¸,.•....╭━━━━╮ '•.,¸,.•*¯'•.,¸,.•*¯.|:::::::: /\:__:/\ '•.,¸,.•*¯'•.,¸,.•* |:::::::::(｡ ●ω●｡) '•.,¸,.•*¯'•.,¸,.•* ╰し---し---Ｊ Aha welcome to my book of art contests! I can already guess what you're here for! Hop on down and compete with hundreds of fellow Wattpadians! Only the most competitive can survive ;3 Cover Art: Contest #5 - 1st Place Winner @Watzitchuya

This is a list and theory of the powers and abilities Epic Sans has

Welcome to PJs daycare! Join us skeletons in playing games, art and more fun- . . . Who am I kidding? We are not just ordinary kids eating crayons everyday. This is PJs daycare, let the excitement begin. :) //// Its really been 3 years since this book came out, so I won't RP in this book as much anymore-