Funny Text And Jokes

FUNNY TEXT AND JOKES!! •Some are mine and some aren't (≧▽≦) •All of the credit goes to the people who made these jokes and text...

The Rookie Pirates (Parts 1-6)

Saving the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, catapults Jessica Red into a sea of magic, jewel heists, and world-saving adventure. ***** After years of watching pirates fighting with the king's navy off the coast of Harvest Isla...

You V.S. Mafia

[COMPLETED] "Shoot," Joey mumbles, letting out a string of profanities under his breath. We turn around to find a group of men, all with guns, standing where we just came from, and they look pissed... probably because they were forced to run through this tunnel after us. "Thought you could get away, didn't you?" The...

Anime Pick Up Lines

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*

AU Undertale One-Shots 2

Part 2 of AU Undertale One-Shots. I wright fluffy hurt/comfort oneshots. I do take request if I am able to do them. No lemons but there will be romace and small makeouts in some.

AU Undertale one-shots

This will mostly be Sans and Papyrus One-shots. Some witll have a part 1-3 or will just be medium sized story's. I will do AU's! I am a wrighter who likes fluffy or sometimes sad yet comfort stories!

Realm of Art Contests [CLOSED]

[CLOSED FOR EVER probably] "Art contest becomes a fun game. Microminiature cells evolve into mighty GODS!" Welcome, fellow artists/players to the Realm of Art Contests!!! If you like to draw and design, this will be a world of fun and bliss for you to compete with others who share the same dream! This unive...

Art Contests [CLOSED]

Meow! '•.,¸,.•*¯'•.,¸,.•....╭━━━━╮ '•.,¸,.•*¯'•.,¸,.•*¯.|:::::::: /\:__:/\ '•.,¸,.•*¯'•.,¸,.•* |:::::::::(｡ ●ω●｡) '•.,¸,.•*¯'•.,¸,.•* ╰し---し---Ｊ Aha welcome to my book of art contests! I can already guess what you're here for! Hop on down and compete with hundreds of fellow Wattpadians! Only the most competitive...

Epic Sans(possible powers and abilities)

This is a list and theory of the powers and abilities Epic Sans has

PJ Daycare Roleplay [Discontinued]

Welcome to PJs daycare! Join us skeletons in playing games, art and more fun- . . . Who am I kidding? We are not just ordinary kids eating crayons everyday. This is PJs daycare, let the excitement begin. :) //// Its really been 3 years since this book came out, so I won't RP in this book as much anymore-

Angel (Mafiatale Sans x Reader)

(Y/N) is a local jazz singer at Later's Nightclub. While singing she meets some monsters, and it all turns crazy.

MafiaTale

Papyrus is a sniper. Sans is a hit man. They've adopted Frisk! And they're in debt. Who knew a kid would cost so much? Oh well. Let's see how this turns out. This story has been discontinued. I may come back to it one day if I have an idea but for now, it's discontinued.

Undertale Mob AU

This Undertale fanfiction follows the lives of various members of the Monster gang.

Mafiatale: Unlawful Love Sans x Reader

You were a girl who had been threw many hardships. You had lost your family at a young age and watched then die in front of you. For most of your life you were alone. Many gangs wanted you on their team for your cunningness and strength, though you had other plans... That is until a smart talking skeleton came along. ...

(Dancetale) Better Dancing Together - Sans X Reader [DISCONTINUED]

[16/08/17] Edit- Okay. Warning. This was written carelessly? The grammar isn't too bad, but it isn't too great either. This is also discontinued. Go to @Lilliyona to see the continuation. Bad jokes were also made cause I didn't know how to do jokes. So there's a lot of cringe, probably. It isn't as bad as my older boo...

Most beautiful Girl in the World Sans X Reader

Everyone is finally above ground, Sans is on his own journey into the world and He suddenly meets the girl of his dreams. Will his love be accepted? or will humans and monsters never be able to be together

If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

What would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irrelevant things? Unnecessary things? The possibilities are endless!! Read along as Ash and many other characters enjoy/hate the life that is Facebook. No matter how many times they may hit refresh, nothing new...

Precious Doll in This Ugly World [Pokemon Fanfic, 2015 PKMNWatties]

A female Ash Ketchum is faced with being unable to fulfill her dreams with prejudices against her gender, and realizing that the world is a dark, ugly place. She wants to go on a pokemon journey, but the world isn't a safe place and she steadily learns the ugliness and takes off rose-colored lenses, while getting snat...

Overgrowth (Unofficial) Part 2 (Undertale AU: Flowerfell)

The second part of the fanfic of Flowerfell: Overgrowth. I did not make the first part, and the second part has as of now not been viewed by the creator of the AU of Undertale or by the writer of Overgrowth, part 1. This is an unofficial part 2, and I believe there is an official one. You can read the first part here...

The FanFair

The FanFair is a place for you to find and connect with people who love the things you love. It's a place to immerse yourself in all of your favorite fandoms, discover lesser-known fanfiction writers, and geek out with your fellow Wattpadders. We'll have essays, interviews, advice columns, writer spotlights, and every...

Cryophobia - (Sans x Reader)

Next person to comment on this monstrosity gets fucking vored!! × ❝You made your choice a long time ago.❞

Dying Light (Sans X Reader) (sad)

Like the title says, it's gonna be sad. But there is a happy end to it I promise!

Sleepless Beauty (Sans x reader)

"No time for goodbyes, he said...as he faded away, Don't put your life in someone's hands there bound to steal it away, Don't hid your mistakes cause they'll find you, Burn you then he said 'if you wanna get out alive, whoa oh run for your life", (Y/n) sang silently to herself. She stared at her ceiling listening to...

Undertale {Sans X Reader}

{Please remember, this is my first Undertale fanfiction. I was still new to the game and fandom itself, so I didn't have all the lines from the characters memorized by heart just yet. I'm not going back to change anything, because I don't think it'll be the same if I change it. Thanks for understanding and please enjo...

UNDERTALE COMICS

Most of them will come from Tumblr Enjoy the comics!!! I will make some sucky Slideshows if you want!!!

The Nightmares{Sans x Reader}

{Just read... Wattpad deleted my description which took me forever to type ;-; }

I Can Hear You. [Sans x reader]

This is a collection of chapters from my [Sans x reader] fanfic, Can You Hear Me? but from Sans perspective. Before reading this, I suggest you take a look at the main story, as this one will be based on the votes I get for the different chapters and probably won't make sense otherwise. It's been a few years since the...

When Worlds Combine ~ Sans X Reader

Frisk was a good friend of mine, despite the age gap. About a week ago, they disappeared, only recently found. It wasn't long for Monsters to return as well. I, in all honestly, am scared. The world will be changing, and change never comes easy. Frisk seemed happy, though, in fact so far it's been okay. Frisk introduc...

Trust {Sans x Reader}

You woke up and tried to gaze around the darkened room, your vision was blurry. It was just a bad dream, you thought. Your eyes adjusted and you realized it was far from it... {Completed} Thanks so much for 300+ votes & 10k+ reads, holy heck.

Like Old Times (Sans X Reader; Sequel to MOAB)

You killed Sans, Frisk resets, you're falling. But you aren't alone. "You remember" The sequel to My One and Bonely! (MOAB) If you haven't read it I HIGHLY suggest you do BEFORE reading this one! -I unfortunately will not be updating this story for the foreseeable future. If you read it, thank you. If not, I understan...