THERE IS A BIT OF SWEARING. This is the ship between Patroclus and Achilles of The Illiad. I still ship Achilles and Briseus but I thought these were funny and wanted to put them here. If you don't like the ship you don't have to read. None of the stuff is mine, I just thought some people might want to see it. There is also a little other stuff sprinkled throughout it. Again, the art and stuff is not mine.

"For my best friend, my soul mate, my lover, my shield, my Patroclo" #fictionalcharacter This fictional characters are from the book the song Of achilles from Madeline Miller.

Fic based off this prompt: "The prince is forced to meet a bunch of girls to find one to marry and he gets bored and flees to the kitchen to meet a serving boy his own age and they start hanging out and fall in love PLZ"

An alternative ending to the part in the Iliad where Patroclus doesn't get killed when he disguises as Achilles. Lots of references, so kinda helps if you've read the Iliad haha In this version they are together btw, not cousins like in the movie Thanks lovely people :) NoBasicBtch

"I agreed to marry you, you..." Patroclus said, cheeks a vibrant crimson and Achilles' smile began to crumple.

One thing is for certain: Aristos Achaion, the pride of Greece, is a force to be reckoned with. He fears no god, and certainly no man--but the same can not be said for a certain insect. ~ Lighthearted Patrochilles, enjoy!

My epilogue based on Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller.

If only he hadn't let Patroclus go out without him.