basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Draco loves his toilet too much

pov: you are a hungry boy. a very hungry boy so you fuck a (limited edition) KCF fleshlight. awful traumatizing story brought to u by famel bob productions. written by famel bob and edited by famel bob himself

THE SEXIEST GENERAL YOU'VE EVER MET OH YEAH MR KRABS WINK WINK WONK

These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.

Coco Martin may just look like a normal pinoy teen but he has a secret that changed his life!

Congresswoman Leni Robredo and Senator Bongbong Marcos, who competed tightly during the vice presidential race in the Philippines, accidentally sleeps with each other after the proclamation of the Election 2016 winners causing unexpected feelings to sprout between them. Bongbong plots a plan to make Leni fall in love with him for him to fish more evidences to support his camp's electoral protests but ends up falling in love with her unexpectedly. A/N: Typo and grammar errors may be visible within the story as well. Read for your own risk + enjoy! WATTPAD ACHIEVEMENTS: Featured on Wattpad: 06/02/2016 Highest Wattpad Romance Chart Rank: #5 Wattpad's Featured Leni Robredo Story Rank: #1

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

THIS IS A WHOLE ASS JOKE, OKOKOK NWNWKSKSKWLD DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY 😭😭😭 PLUS YOU ARE CHUUYA, YUH 😼😼

A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021