Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Fiona was unaware of the fact that her husband, Shrek, had been cheating on her. First, it was Farquaad, a small gay man who couldn't help but be attracted to Shrek. But to save his marriage, Shrek had to destroy Faquaad, and to this day Shrek still misses his gentle touch. Next, it was Rumplestiltskin. Shrek felt awful lying to Fiona, but he was so gay for Rumplestiltskin he couldn't help it. But when he got Fiona pregnant everything was ruined. Shrek had to thwart Rumplestiltskin's plan, and he never forgave himself. Now, in the present day, Shrek would sneak out at night, searching for another gay being to make him happy.

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

Down in the funky town of telly tubby land, your new home, you realise that the local residents are rather friendly....

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

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phineas chan i- i love you😢 **depression warning** **emoshunal** 🥀💔