Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

Harry Potter was supposed to be the golden boy, the savior of the wizarding world. However, Dumbledore's plan started to crumble when the letters were sent and Harry Potter responded like a pureblood would. His plan started to be crushed when Harry Potter showed up at Hogwarts with a venomous magical snake and not looking anything like James Potter. Dumbledore's plan was destroyed when Harry Potter was placed in Slytherin. Check out the sequel to this book Hadrian Riddle Harmonia - A Harry Potter Fanfiction Dumbledore bashing - Hermione bashing - Weasley bashing Slytherin!Harry - Dark!Harry - Independent!Harry Disclaimer: Harry Potter is copywrite to JK Rowling - In other words, I own nothing but the plot of this story and my OCs NOT Drarry, so don't come expecting that This may or may not be a Death/Harry Fanfic. I just came up with the idea and searched the web for it and nothing came up, so I'm assuming I'm the only one to have thought of it. For me, that's pretty cool. If anyone doesn't like this, tell me, and I'll think about changing it. So, Death/Harry is now copyrighted by me! (Can I even do that?=D) UPDATE: It WILL be Death/Harry, however it will be slow.

What if Lily Evans had another sister? What if that sister was a marauder and an animagus? What if she married Remus? And what if she found out Harry was alive when he was in second year and got him from the Dursleys and became a Professor at Hogwarts? *I do not own Harry Potter!* (WARNING: I will not be crossposting this on any other site. If you see this story posted on Quotev PLEASE report them. I've had a lot of problems with people plagiarizing my work.)

People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL

In the final book of the series, tensions are high amongst the Resistance and the First Order. The Resistance must rebuild what was nearly lost; the First Order wants to overthrow their ruler. And as for you and Commander Kylo Ren, all you wish to do is live in peace together, untouched from the rest of the galaxy. But a strong force from the past has resurfaced - and it threatens to tear it all apart.

I'm probably mostly writing for Cassian, Poe, and Din, but I will write for these characters: Din Djarin/Mando Han Solo (Harrison Ford) Lando Calrissian (Billy Dee Williams/Donald Glover) Kylo Ren/Ben Solo Finn Poe Dameron Armitage Hux Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen) Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) Cassian Andor Bodhi Rook