[COMPLETED] Jungpapi🔥 Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮ Taeconda💦 Are you Donald Trump? Because you're making my bobo numb ლ(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ლ) Highest Ranks: #2 in Fanfiction 22|2|20 #1 in Taekook 28|12|19 (this book is a work of crack and work of crack alone. Don't read it. Not, because our sense of humour might differ. You've been warned.) Book Cover cr: @Zhedgela 💕 •A Vkook FanFiction•

In which he falls in love with a pornstar. Warning: the sex industry is dangerous! Warning: people are scary! Started: 04/30/2018 Ended: 06/11/2018 Edited: 06/14/2018

"We all had secrets that seemed to harm others instead of us. We're all sinners atoning for what we did and hid. Darkness is all around us, tears are drowning us, and [he's] killing us from the inside. We need to get out of this spider web."

Yoongi was lost in his own world as he pressed his hips against her ass. He rocked his hips back, his rhythm getting messed up. He was growling like an animal, eyes closed and teeth gritting against each other. In which Yoongi summons a sex demon. #4 in the Dominant series Started: 04/10/2018 Finished: 05/03/2018 Edited: 05/23/2018 Mature: kinks and smut

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Ro--" "You're not using enough emotion." "Would you like to switch roles and become Juliet instead, Taehyung? I'll gladly be Romeo if it means I get to see you in a dress." #1 in the fairytale series [FIRST RUNNER-UP ON THE FOREVER YOUNG AWARDS] Started: 03/11/2018 Finished: 03/14/2018 Edited: 05/21/2018

"Why are you doing this?" "Because it's my job as your boyfriend to make you happy and comfortable, even if it's weird." Started: 02/20/2018 Finished: 02/25/2018 Edited: 05/21/2018

His mouth opened, but no words came out. His eyes widened and his hand immediately touched his throat. "You can't talk?" #4 in the fairytale series

"If I told you I could talk to The Devil, would you believe me or would you laugh in my face?"

In which Reece Jones and Miran Wolffe happened to go into the wrong forest and woke something up that should have stayed asleep.... because the forest is alive. And its inhabitants are thirsting for the young flesh of the students. Taekook Sope

Me: You sneaky bitch, you thought I wouldn't notice my precious blueberry muffins going missing one by one, well let me tell you this Park Minji, i'm coming for your throat hide ur coochie hair Unknown: Sorry?... Me: ThAtS AlL YoU HaVe tO sAy?!? SORRY?!? Sorry my ass. We will see who's sorry when someone's coochie hair is taped on a barbie doll. Unknown: No... sorry, wrong number.. Read more to find out what happens next... _EEA2_ Highest ranks: #1 in suga (i cAnT bEliEve-) #1 in wrongnumber #1 in tae (yaLL-) #1 in jhope (JHOPPPEEEEEEE) #7 in rm ( eye-) #16 in jimin #1 in Jungkook ( OH MY FUC- I LITERALLY DIED-) #1 in bts #5 in jin ( WWH LETS GOOO) #1 in bangtan (💜) #75 in funny #53 in comedy #19 in jjk THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH I CANT BELIEVE THIS ❤️💜⭐️✨💜⭐️💜❤️✨⭐️💜⭐️💜