You're just like everyone else. You live a normal life, with a normal job, with a normal apartment, and with a normal everyday schedule. But when you happen to see a mysterious glint of something one early morning, everything begins to take a strange turn for you. The question is: is it for the better or for the worse? Warning: Usage of strong language Disclaimer: Cover image does not belong to me, and neither does the show Steven Universe. Credit goes to the creators. Edit (7/1/22): This is officially a crackfic. It's too terrible to take seriously. Also, I know I never officially stated it, but this fic is most definitely discontinued.

We all know the Coffe shop trope...But what if it was in The Stanley parable? here the love story of a Burnout writer who hate is name who become friend with the mute barista! (im French so my english isnt perfect + i use Google translate :"])

There was a young man who had everything, friends, family, popularity, looks, and acceptance. One day everything changed and he lost everything in a snap. Not long after that, he had met some friends that excepted him in any way he'd take. He is very friendly with people. He watches anime in his free time and plays video games, he draws and reads manga. Who wouldn't want to hang out with someone like that?

After a devastating lose LJ goes completely insane after the death of (name). He goes on huge killing sprees and not care for others around him. he becomes more brutal and nasty. What will the pastas do to get LJ back to normal.What will happen when a new Creepypasta is thrown in the ring. Has LJ met his match? WARNING VIOLENCE,FORCE LEMONS(AKA RAPE),GORE,DEATH,KILLING AND BAD LANGUAGE!