To wake up after some dumbass ran you over is a miracle. To be a baby again is terrifying. To find out you're the daughter of a badass is awesome. To find out your own father doesn't know you exist is depressing. But she'll live, she wasn't raised by S-ranked criminals for nothing. [OC] [Full Summary Inside]

what the Title says. and I'm a lazy ass, so rare updates. ... No one of the characters belong to me.

Naruto has been acting unusual lately, and Sasuke tries to get to the bottom of it. When they begin to develop feelings for one another, Sakura find outs and drama in Team 7 becomes chaotic. [AUTHOR HATES THIS BOOK. WROTE WHEN 13. 13 YR OLDS MAKE OUT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL. BADLY WRITTEN. CRINGE TRASH. I can't bring myself to delete it.] (Cover art not mine)

Just a bunch of characters texting each other. Wht could possibly go wrong with that.

**BOOK 3 OF MEMES IS OUT!!** edit: it's me 3 years later after this was made... enjoy the cringe of 2017 humor

Kakashi was chaotically gay, couldn't take care of himself let alone a child, knew nothing about parenting, but here he was. Adopting the son of his mentor. Just like he promised. :: "Naruto! Are you alright? What's wrong, what do you need?" 'MY BABYYYYY HE'S CRYING WHAT DO I DO-' Kakashi froze as Naruto grinned through the tears. He beamed, tears gushing down his face. "D-Dad..hic..no one calls me a monster anymore..hic... they call me Naruto Hatake.." he smiled, sniffling as the tears refused to cease. Kakashi's breath caught in his throat. :: "Hm? What is it, Naruto?" "Thank you..Kakashi-san. For giving me a home and family to call my own. Thank you." Kakashi hummed, his face splitting out into a wide grin. "Call me Dad." :: Cover made by strawhat_pirate! Disclaimer: [Early chapters suck]

FemNaruto x Sasuke What happens when Sasuke goes into a bar to find a lady to spend the night with. Then later finds out she is the village leaders daughter!? What will he do? Will the Hokage find out? Will Sasuke's parents find out? Read to find out!!! Originally written by Edward the VIII!!! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!!!!

I changed the title, obviously, but these things are just things that piss me off :) Enjoy! P.S. Be prepared for a fair bit of foul language. Can't help it when I'm angry.

What happens when Itachi Uchiha who happens to meets her sister's boyfriend Naruto Uzumaki ...that reminds her about a certain ANBU member she worked with...and is quite eager to rekindle him....but happens when she find out she's been living behind a mask all along........read it to find out!!! PAIRINGS:- FemItachi×Naruto×FemSasuke I don't own Naruto

"Hi, I'm Sasaka Uchiha. And I have a dream. And the dream is to kill my sister!" Read the story of Sasaka Uchiha (female Sasuke) and her journey for revenge. But what happens when she befriends Naruto, who also hides his secret? Will they split up because of their big dreams and become enemies, or will they become more than just friends? Will Sasaka realize her true feelings for Naruto? And will Naruto realize that Sasaka is not just his "sister"? Or will Naruto fall in love with Sakura or maybe Hinata? You will learn all this in this story. WARNING: I'm sorry for my grammar mistakes! English is not my first language. All the credit belongs to our God Masashi Kishimoto. I own only this story and cover.😁 NARUSASU (female Sasuke and male Naruto) #13 - loneliness #7 - shonen