Literally just a bunch of photos of Lucius Malfoy in a penguin suit

Hi, my name is Liam and I accidentally sent myself back in time to 1977! This whole story is crazy so buckle up it's a long adventure!

i got high this one time and for some reason decided to write a kind of harry potter parody (as you do) and i just found it the other day and, i'm sorry, but it is gold, so i thought i would share it with the world. here's a preview: "Harry Potter was a 10-year-old who lived with his uncle, his cousin and his aunt. They locked him under the stairs and starved him when they got bored. After years of lawn mowing the words "CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES" and shouting help to random strangers he started wondering if a) living under the stairs had jinxed him, b) if he was invisible or if c) a dark wizard had cursed him as a baby and his entire life sucked eggs from that moment forward. Of course "b" was the most likely except when he ran out of the house naked to test it once, a cyclist fell over right in front of him. So THAT theory was wrong."

The title says it all lol. Everyday for the entire month of June I will be posting a bunch of gay one shots to celebrate pride month. The one shots will include Scorbus, Drarry, Wolfstar, Linny, Jeddy, Hedric, etc. Sorry for the crappy description, but I hope you all check this out!😘 ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

*This story is complete and will not updated any longer check out the revamp When Blood Comes Calling.* A strange turn of events, a mysterious baby is left on the front steps of Sunderland Orphan Asylum. He has only one name on the blanket which read Hadrian. The green eyed baby with a lightning bolt on his forehead grew to know that he was special but didn't know what yet. At the age of five years he leaves the rotten place he has called home, which coincidentally burnt down the next day. A disgruntled old headmaster is wondering if Micheal hadn't been the boy-who-lived and is has been his twin but he has been presumed dead. Now a new Dark force is making its way up again, was this Dumbledore greatest mistake naming the wrong boy-who-lived? I do not own anything that belongs to this world, only this plot.

This is the third Harry Potter book (PoA) from the perspective of Remus Lupin. --- "The murder of the Potters and Peter Pettigrew has always been a puzzle to me, consisting of hundreds of pieces. Each piece is an information, all of equal importance to understand the puzzle. I seem to have retrieved all but one piece, yet every time I reach out for it, every time I try to grasp it, someone snatches it away, just like that." --- This is a Wolfstar, meaning Remus Lupin x Sirius Black, Fanfiction, if you don't like this ship, don't read. BEST RANKINGS SO FAR: #1 in Different Point Of View #1 in RemusxSirius #2 in Wolfstar #25 in Harry Potter Fan Fiction Cover a collab with @maveth_

When Hermione finds Ron in bed with another woman, she runs to the burrow. When she get there she isnt exactly welcomed. There is someone new in the house and she cant put her finger on who he is. When she finally does, she is ecstatic. Charlie and Hermione havent seen each other in five years. They met at the Quidditch World cup in Hermione's fourth year. They grew close and they shared similar intellectual intrests. "The burrow!" I yelled and green flames cunsumed me as I was taken to my adoptive families home. As I stepped out of the fireplace I wiped my tears and knew my eyes would be red and swollen. "Hello?" i called into the seemingly empty house. I walked into the kitchen, heading to the kettle for some tea. When I turned the corner, a strong force pushed me against the wall and held me there. I cried out as my back painfully hit the wall. More tears leaked out of my already glossy eyes in pain. The end of a wand was stabbed into my collarbone. I looked up into the cold, but beautiful eyes of a stranger. He had weasley-like characteristics, the red hair, handsome, the blue eyes. The only thing different was that he had to be taller than all of them. He had stubble as the result of not shaving for a few days and curly hair. He pushed me into the wall harder and I involuntarily whimpered at the pain, his wand seeking a sensitive spot along my colloarbone. "Who the fuck are you?" "Hermione." I spoke definatly, my head held high. He pushed me even further into the wall making me wince in pain. "Why are you here?" "Im a friend of the Weasley family. Why are you here?" "Its not your buissness why im here." The man snarled. "It is my buissness when your in my friends home!" I drawled back. "No, you dont live here!" "Are you inplying that you do?" "Im visiting my family." "Charlie?"

During the summer before her fourth year, Hermione and and Charlie form a connection. So naturally when the Yule Ball comes round he agrees to take her. But will one little 'date' turn into more?

After being cheated on, Hermione disappears without a word. After trying to find her for days her friends finally give up. Where did she go to mend her broken heart? Far away into Romania, a place her friends wouldn't find her but she forgot a Weasley works in Romania with Dragons. What happens when these two meet? What if Hermione has a natural ability to tame any kind of dragon? Will Charlie tell everyone back in London where Hermione is or not? What if both of them start having feelings for each other? Will it be kept quiet or will they confess? Maybe it isn't that hard to Charm the Dragon Tamer or is it! In my story a few people aren't dead.

Charlie's POV on hermione through the years. A/N this is my first ever story and I'm sure it's going to be terrible so bear with me.