Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, has taken many different types of jobs in his day. However, he's starting to rethink his whole "will do anything for money" motto when he gets a job from the one and only Tony Stark. Thing is, Deadpool doesn't really DO babysitting. Peter Parker does NOT need protection. He has told Tony this many times, but apparently it's not setting in. Now Tony has gotten the infamous 'Merc with a Mouth" involved in all this! Tony just wants to look out for the kid, his kid, so what if he's not as responsible as Cap? So what if he's not above getting an assassin to guard the kid? What's the worst that could happen? (Don't own the characters or the songs)

[COMPLETED] Deadpool, a mercenary, has been assigned to kill Peter Parker. When he uses Spiderman to get closer to Peter, though, something sparks within him. He notices Spiderman and Peter Parker are awfully close... Can he get the guts to kill his lover's best friend? (BASED OFF THE COMICS. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAN MADE.) Hehehehe everyone close to me knows how much I love Spideypool so OF COURSE I'm gonna write a fanfic about them and hope my friends don't find it-) Highest ranks: #1 Spideypool #1 Spiderpool #2 Deadpool #7 Wadewilson #9 Peter Parker

"Now you listen to me." Spider-Man spoke. "Oh I can do more than that." Replied Deadpool. "I'm absolutely sick of you." "Comprehensible." "You're the embodiment of everything I despise." "Ouch." "And you're coming with me." Wade stared at the narrowed and empty white lenses in silence for a couple moments, he was definitely glaring at him. "...are you asking me out?" • Soulmate AU • DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the characters mentioned here, all rights go to Marvel. And NO. This isn't MCU Spider-Man. WARNING: Contains explicit language.

These one-shots are based on my Spideypool fanfic 'Hero', since I will not be writing a sequel to that story no matter how requested it is (i'm sorry I LOVE YOU). And just like in 'Hero', my lil asexual ass won't be writing smut in this either. Join Arachne Boy and Mr. Pool on their never-ending story through fluffy and hopefully adventurous one-shots! Cover art by: @GoldenWolfGirl13