(Slightly old) (Saloonatics AU) Tord Adder is the most wanted bandit in all of California, and he stays hidden from the law. How does he do this? He hops towns, hiding out until he is close to being caught, then runs away. This time, he finds himself in the small desert town of Spitbucket, and he makes himself comfortable instantly, keeping his identity hidden under the fake identity of Todd Audet. Surprisingly, its enough to trick the sheriff of the town, Thomas Thompson, and he stays undetected as a bartender. But, after a few months, he starts to feel like he should stay. Why is that the case? Because the sheriff may have stolen his heart. (Cover art doesn't belong to me)

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Tom's mom and dad are going out of town for a few weeks, but are afraid of leaving Tom alone for that long, so, they call a babysitter. Age: Height: Tom: 17 Tom: 5'4 Tord:19 Tord: 5'7 Matt:16 Matt: 6'2 Edd:17 Edd: 5'11

Tord unintentionally comes back and not everyone is happy to see him. He has to deal with facing his past, escaping the army, and an obnoxious crush on his former enemy. Let's see how everything plays out in New York... (Cover by @Thisislifenow) (thanks olli)

*TordTom* *This is in a fantasy AU.* *Cover is mine.* *Not an attack on any religion* *Shipping of the characters, not the actual people* When Tord, the king of all demons, decides to take a break from all the evil in the Underworld, he and two of his most trusted soldiers travel to the human realm. There, they meet a guild who are keen on their objective of defeating the Demon King. Out of amusement, Tord joins. But soon, he grows an annoying affection towards the mysterious blue mage... who wants the Demon King dead.

Tom has been getting into relationships to get his mind off of the incident. Edd and matt think that the relationships are perfectly fine But All the people tom has been with abuse him and use him. One day Tom comes home from being used and Tord is there in his home..

Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing

(TomTord) His lungs clogged, his mind clouded, when would he get rid of these stupid flowers?

Tom is a freak. A freak in the Cathedral. After finally meeting someone who isn't disgusted by Toms appearance, they spend a lot of time together until a love blossoms. -I don't own the characters- -The story is a bit like The Hunchback of Notre Dame but not exactly-