what happens when your wife divorces you and takes the kids and the chairs? jack bauer doesn't know, but his hot neighbor sure does... ;) this is satire please don't murder me i'm not that much of an idiot aka the result of a starkid crackship rp i made that cover with my own hands and i hate it with every inch of my being. partial credit to @WorkinBoyLeighton for basically writing half of it and endorsing this chaos.