L'œuvre originale retraçant la légendaire histoire de la lignée de Shrek ! ---------------------- [PART 1] Onion Blood {5 Chapitres} Il était une fois, deux espèces vivaient en harmonie : les hommes et les memes. Et ils sont tous morts, fin. (C fo.) Après la Grande Guerre des Memes, les memes ont vaincu les hommes et vivent aujourd'hui tranquillement. Shrek le 0ème, un grand ogre beau gosse, adopte Kermit, le fils de Pepe la Grenouille. Shrek le 1er est alors obligé de vivre avec Kermit, qui cache un lourd secret... ---------------------- [PART 2] Battle Ogrecy {7 Chapitres} En 1938, en plein milieu de la 2ème Grande Guerre des Memes, Shrek le 2ème, fils de Shrek le 1,5ème, lui-même fils de Shrek le 1er et de JeCplusonnomwola, mène une belle vie avec sa grand-mère aux États-Unis. Seulement, il est juif et, en essayant de protéger un jeune gosse noir, il est amené dans un camp de concentration par des vilains Nazi...

there is INTENSE smut in this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⚠️TW⚠️ hornyness, dick, swears 💕💖🌸✨ uwu this is book is very gay so ⚠️🏳️‍🌈BEWARE🏳️‍🌈⚠️

random headcannons made up by me for the owl house.

After 'Looking Through the Glass Ruins', Both Matt and Gus start feeling.. different for each other This feeling isn't hate, disgust or anything like that, It's.. love. ---- ⚠️⚠️ABANDONEDDDDD THIS ISNT BEING TOUCHEDEVER!!!⚠️⚠️ ---------- The word "fag" will be used in the story, mentions of homophobia, transphobia, yummy angst, and fruity-ness. Also, asking for a lemon chapter will result in a instant block/deleted comment, so don't try lol small reminder that most characters are minors, so no weird ass comments! _____________________________________

The title says it all

Just some one shots of my favourite ship in the owl house <3

This is my first story not including the one I deleted because it was so bad. So I'm retrying it. Give criticism if you want.

Barry gets into an argument with His parents about Vanessa, his human girlfriend, he runs away and finds himself lost in Shrek's swamp. The two find each other and they soon find their attraction to each other...

requests are currently open! I believe all the characters in this movie are lovely! I will write lemon (smut) if you really want it. I include all characters, so this is LGBTQ+ friendly! Enjoy!

' uh yeah , hey you got the wrong number , just thought I'd let you know ' ♡ ♡ ♡ in which a wrong number call and an overly dramatic voicemail lead to unlikely friendships. dakota ivan miss-clicks when typing in her sisters phone number, and accidentally leaves the blood god himself a two minute voicemail rant. rather then pass it off, he decides to respond with one of his own.