in which an innocent young girl is mistakenly given the wrong number of a pizza place- and instead of calling the pizzeria down the road, accidentally dials a phone sex operator's hotline instead.

"two years. i went to prison for two years. i come out to find my girlfriend is raising my baby with another man. i think i like prison better."

in which he's got a kid and a hell of a lot of explaining to do [lowercase intended]

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

Anonymous said: "Hey! I love your blog, where are you from? "Hey anon! I'm from New Zealand, how about you?" // in which michael anonymously messages luke's girlfriends bestfriend on Tumblr // Book 3 in the Social Media Series.

"@Ashton5SOS is now following you" // in which a fan gets a follow from ashton and they start dming, obviously. // Book 1 in the Social Media Series.

"You're hot." "Stop pretending to be Calum." // in which calum decides to comment on a fans photos on his other account. // Book four in the Social Media series.

ashtonirwin followed you. ashtonirwin: ur pretty highest rank: #1 in fanfiction

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.